Opposable Cumbs

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Wait, this isn't a joke?

It screams "got a durrie cunt?"

Reading in the files that you've "crossed an animal"

screenshot of a villager on the moustachioed photographer harvey's island from "animal crossing: new horizons" on nintendo switch

hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island

More of a "the piss tank is half empty" kind of guy

Do you feel like your Savings are being Maximised?

Bit of Thaumaturgy would do them good.

Difficult to say what though. Maybe make all their skin come off to start with and go from there.

Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”

😳

"Wanna go into an amount of debt you likely previously considered inconceivable? Too easy bro"

I will say, my conveyencer was very helpful and answered any questions I had (regardless of how silly they seemed), and the mortgage broker was quite good. But the agent, seller and bank all seemed to not know their elbow from their arsehole.

Well done. As someone who recently went through it for the first time; if it seems like all the people who supposedly do this for a living have no idea what they're doing, don't panic. Supposedly that's normal

That's good right? Complete divestment means confidence yeah?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

You gonna throw in something else for that lying tongue? Sweeten the deal for that forked tongue of his?

Cracking myself up at the idea of that scene in the Matrix at Martin Place being in the background of Sunrise

The quoted take only makes sense if those companies actually did something. "It might hurt financial markets" isn't enough on its own; you're only pushing that shit down the road and making it worse later.

Wario definitely an unc

How many V-Bucks to unlock Frank's trashman skin?

Huh

I dunno, I see it turning out more like a Dragon's Dogma.

Is an Unc inherently cheugy?

Is she radiant and glowing? Or is it just a low grade fever?

Shambo of Luxembourg@...・23h Wow, this transwoman on Only Connect is particularly unconvincing Graham Linehan @Glin... • 20h Replying to @Glinner Hey, @VictoriaCoren should 'Emily' be allowed in women's sports and spaces? What about female-only shelters and rape crisis centres? A yes or no will suffice! Victoria Coren Mitchell @ 1h Replying to @Glinner In my experience, Graham, *nothing* will suffice to stop you pestering me. You seem to really want a rise out of me, and I'm not someone who's comfortable with anger. Only Connect is just a harmless quiz show. I try to ignore your relentless messages like I would with any other troll. But on this occasion, out of respect for the friendly relationship we used to have and the brilliant writer you used to be, I will ask you one more time to please, please, please, leave us alone. If you are still in there somewhere: stop it. You MUST be better than this.

there’s a trans woman on ‘only connect’ and graham linehan is hassling victoria coren over it.

i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.

Put a bit of time into it. The game seems to be taking the position of "fuck you, explore me and figure it out", which I appreciate.