elproffo in exile

Well I didn't sleep last night, I think about getting an early night tonight and I'm not tired at all.

I need to stay awake all afternoon for a delivery after not sleeping at all last night. In the immortal words of Nacy Hicks Gribble "Why Shug?"

I wasn't meeting an hour and twenty Mimi waiting for the RAC today. I spent more time messing around with the app then taking to they're call handlers and recovery guy.

No more MTV? Will nobody think of these guys? Poor sods. They can't exactly retrain for a career in cyber, can they?

Trying to work out if my beater of an old VW Golf will get though it's MOT and the things bonet catch seizes on us! I don't want to have to buy a new car.

You'd think Nick Clegg had ruined the country enough when he propped up the Tories! Just destroy centuries of copywrite law for quick and easy profit.

Just saw a glorious green N Reg Vauxhall Astra being used as a Fish N' Chip delivery vehicle.

Historians could call it The Terror 2.0. sounds good to me!

It's just his ego far outstrips his talent, I've never been able to stand his face. I hadn't even noticed he was in American Psycho.

Have they ever given a movie zero stars? Because I dare the critics too. Much as I love Gillian Anderson I knew it wouldn't make up for that actor I rather hate.

Skiftet The New Force on Netflix got better and better as it six episodes went on. I hope they make more. Now I really want to rewatch Blighty's own WPC 56.

Climate change of real. I just walked through a cloud of mayflies in October!

The BBC was infiltrated by die hard McConaughey fans some hard ago, as they weren't all right wing nutters it was decided that on measure it wasn't that much of a big deal.

I wish I had my brother in law's old one to send you.

a cartoon character from south park says i ve been having some problems ALT: a cartoon character from south park says i ve been having some problems

When a friend is openly listening to the music of James Blunt with discord notifications turned on. Good is what it screams to me.

Stylised painting of Peter Falk as Columbo. He's in his mac and holding his trademark cigar. He looks go the viewer with a twinkle in his eye and knowing smile

Compilation of three stylised headshot portraits of Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher. On the leftmost she is smiling cheerfully. In the middle she has her classic disappointed face with eyes closed. In the last she stares in surprise.

Three stylised headshot portraits of David Suchet as Hercule Poirot. He's making three classic expressions: a winning smile, a knowing look while holding his pocket watch, and one of concern.

Best sleuthing trio completed! 🕵🏻‍♂️

#fanart #Columbo #MurderSheWrote #Poirot

How on earth is the weather making the internet on my TV worse?

Drop a zombie

That's the terf mindset in short. They're so paranoid they'd give up they're own human rights to protect themselves from fantastical situations that have never happened.

Why in the ever loving fuck are swimming ponds even gendered? Fuck this country making a big deal about denying people fundamental fucking human rights.

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open Alt: a close up of a Jim Kirk's face with his mouth open as he yells Khaaaan! in Star Trek 2

I just was very tempted to turn to a young fellow in the street extolling the virtues of Star Wars to tell him that "Star Trek is the superior Franchise now we are enemies for life!"

I for one welcome our new meddling overlord!

Very big "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" energy

a cartoon drawing of a castle with a skull on top of it Alt: An animation from He Man of a castle with a Skeletors face appearing in front of it

Happy spooktobers eve all.

Stock image of some generic guy in a suit holding up an American passport in front of an American flag and the starue of liberty. Bellow a caption. British Citizens can apply for American citizenship.

Nah I've seen how your current admission and they're masked ICE stormtrooper treat imagrents. I think I'll stick with the flavour of fachism we already have a brewing at home.

I've always wanted to open my own shop called "proffo's Amazing World of Stuff" and it's that shows fault haven't seen it in ages.

It tells us, I think, about the whole industry. They keep churning out triple A games that are creatively barren that no one can afford. Then fill them full of pay to win crap, and wonder why they fail.

EA are owned by the Saudis now? Yeah so that's going to the lead to the next big video games crash, 20 billion of debt in a 50 billion dollar company?

My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo

Now this is one of your fleet that I'd love to see you take that up a hill climb course!