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the Onion headline

31.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s sharia!!

31.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just particularly hate tim pool bc he looks like that
And I would love to see him flogged in the river

31.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EW

30.10.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many of those exact male vets with breast cancer voted for trump?

My only hope now is that those ppl suffer too

30.10.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not noble savages just savages

30.10.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was prob obvious from the start Kyle kulinski and Krystal have no character or morals lol
Spineless

30.10.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just know there is a man dude vet somewhere with breast cancer who votes trump bc he hates brown and trans.

Only hope now is those types get hurt too

30.10.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some how this is two separate phrases Iโ€™ve never heard before and loveโ€ฆ
And then together as a whole makes a third phrase thatโ€™s equally as great

29.10.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we joke around a lot on this webbed site, but the real reason a vanity oyster farmer shouldn't run for senate is because it's a hat on a hat. come on, man. that's two shellfish.

29.10.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are they gonna do throw crumpets and biscuits at each other

29.10.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoh have to stop engaging with maga

Theyโ€™re psychopathic
you engage with their lies youโ€™re complicit

29.10.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Em dashes are still good ๐Ÿ˜ก

29.10.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Constitution is dissolved congress is dissolved

We start anew after this is over

29.10.2025 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never vote for Newsom even if he's the nominee.

28.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 935    ๐Ÿ” 157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Preview
Grokipedia and the Coup Against Reality Itself Grokipedia, the copycat of Wikipedia launched by Elon Musk isnโ€™t just a string of AI generated slop, it is a weapon. The launch of "grokipedia" is a calculated, strategic escalation by the billionaire...

I wrote about how "Grokipedia" is a new front on the war against reality itself. It's an attempt by the oligarchic class to seize the means of knowledge production itself and create a weaponized unreality.

www.thedissident.news/grokipedia-a...

28.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2412    ๐Ÿ” 844    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

there has never been a presidency that has spent more time on LGBTQ issues as this Trump administration. they are wholly obsessed with queer people. the time/effort on LGBTQ issues is coming 97% from the right.

i'm so fucking tired of the gaslighting on this. why does everyone have this backwards?

28.10.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1632    ๐Ÿ” 341    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

That shit needs to go

28.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they both lose

28.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big fuck you cgi ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.10.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democrats and MAGA are the same thing stupid!

28.10.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was a funny discourse moment

27.10.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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genuinely so funny that rightwingers are saying this as if it should be scary or bad lmfao

27.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11010    ๐Ÿ” 1205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

So the Argentinians heard theyโ€™d get 40B from Americans if they voted for that guy and voted for that guy

27.10.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screaming

26.10.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope and nope!

26.10.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re dealing with 12 year olds. They cannot understand language out side of their 12 year old bully brain

26.10.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First of all you need to be fighting these people on their own field.

Tell her fat ass she needs to grow up and SHARE her twinkies.

She canโ€™t have all the twinkies
Especially when she doesnโ€™t make the twinkies

And she doesnโ€™t NEED any more Twinkies

26.10.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congress has been dissolved you idiots. Pay attention

26.10.2025 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A win for them! Thatโ€™s always been their goal

26.10.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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