Andrew - Novel Out Now

Nosferatu but it's Paul Blart instead. NosPaulBlartU

Trying to come up with quiz team names for the spooky season, came up with this but it works better as a poster than to say on a team sheet.

Everyone looks like beatles from that high up.

J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.

MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)

Looks like marching 10,000 men to the top of the hill and marching them down again is back on the menu, boys

It’s the final recordings of Gilbert Gottfried.

Some other new technologies that were just "put out in the world" without too much testing:

Radium, tetraethyllead, chlorinated fluorocarbons, thalidomide

my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically

I am currently watching Trainspotting on the new digital channel, U&McGregor.

His full name is David Lubega Balemezi. "Lou Bega" is just his little bit of moniker.

"Everything they do is extremely violent."

Greta Thunberg on Israel:

The nights are drawing in, more time to sit and read and stay warm indoors. Perfect to bathe yourself in the warm waters of The Ferryman Upon The Plains and its epic journey.

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0F3...

Jason Vorhees is no The Muppets.

🙏🙏🙏

youtu.be/lWnRoe8ZY0g?...
@filmbasterds.bsky.social

Drew Struzan - a master. And a massive loss. Behind some of my favourite posters from my favourite films. RIP, sir.

Good ones keep dropping, the bad ones stubbornly refuse to. Stupid world.

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔

Bad news, it’s 15 years on.

Me on the apps

The imdb page for I Swear (great film, go see it) credits the actress standinv in for the Queen as “Queen Elizabeth 11”, which makes it the best sci-fi film releassed this weekend.

Heidecker is living hard, making sure comedy still has the power to fight back, punch up, and isn't falling to the big money arseholes that misuse their platforms, all while still being really really funny at all times and genuinely nice and kind.

(Shove these AI users into a group chat together and have one moderator casually pointing them away when their conversations inevitably approach horrific racist transphobic sexist thoughts, trap them into a group loop)

Time was this conversation made up act 2 of many a sitcom, now the male loneliness epidemic is burning up the planet.

Fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuck.
They can’t keep coming back.

Oh no!
Oh no!
The Book Club franchise is over.
Fuck death.

Congrats to H from Steps, who stands supreme.

We made the market!! We have to regulate it!! The Market is not God! We can change its algorithms!!

so glad that I've been alive for three market crashes and yet so many people still believe in "free markets" while the the economic system scams, controls, exploits and destroys people instead of paying for their work so they can live worthy lives.

Never doubt the power of Peter “F*ckin” Mullan.

Portland Frog (Roddy Piper Jr) takes on the minions of Satan

Hell Comes to Frogtown (2025)