Dan Sterling

If you need a whistle to blow at individuals attempting to abduct people in your community and you can’t afford one, let me know and I will send you one.

Yes, I mean it.

We cannot let America be overtaken by Fatshitism.

What is the best hospice to check into if you don’t know who Bad Bunny is?

ICE if your troops can’t pass the Benny Hill Theme Test, they aren’t ready for duty.

In light of the existence of Stephen Miller, I’ve started a funding campaign for my 501(c)(3) tax deductible project, “The Museum of The Meritorious Bald Jew.”

We're going to need to outlaw either rooftops, guns, or insanity.

It’s well documented that Mary Trump ate yams during her pregnancy with Donald, and the results are as irrefutable as they are tragic and gross.

So it was Tylenol all along. To know is a relief, but it is now time to hunt down who caused the headaches.

I have a massive overhead to cover, and real talk, I will sell your garbage supplements on my podcast for one tenth of what the others are charging.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a political satire pulled from screens due to the objections of a deranged political cabal.

Will he ever stop blatantly ripping off Churchill?

What’s more, per Trump’s insistence, they’re renaming the tournament “The U.S.Closed.”

If you’re wondering what the long-term impact of the tarrifs are, I submit this:

“Hi, I’m Bill Maher, and welcome to another episode of my podcast, ‘I Think I’m Coming Across as Less High Than I’m Actually Coming Across.’”

Every time it seems like he could die, it always ends tragically.

Okay @msnbc, instead of "MS NOW", would you be willing to accept this alternative?

Until now, Failed Artist was the only Hitler box still unchecked.

I’ve watched a lot of footage of ICE operations now, and I’ve concluded that commando-style raids are hard to conduct in broad daylight in public while wearing clothes that don’t flatter your unfit bodies while being poorly trained at something for which you have no aptitude.

They don’t tend to make documentaries about naps, but the nap I’m about to take feels like it might just be worthy of one.

French far-right leader cancels CPAC speech over Steve Bannon’s ‘Nazi’ salute Jordan Bardella calls off US address after former Trump aide makes controversial gesture with outstretched arm onstage

In France, even the fascists are classy.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

He’s not wrong.

The enemy is in the wire.

There might be a conflict of interest in this.

The head of the FAA, Mike Whitaker, resigned on January 20 — one year into his 5 year term — after facing relentless criticism from Musk for not approving SpaceX missions quickly enough.

The Senate confirmed him unanimously in 2023.

No acting FAA head has been appointed.

Donald Trump Jr. visiting Greenland as president-elect renews calls to own territory "MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN!" President-elect Trump wrote in post announcing his son's visit.

Would anyone happen to know what in the fuck is happening on this planet right now? www.axios.com/2025/01/07/g...

Have you ever wondered what the opposite of “Nevertheless, she persisted” would look like?

A “capitulation orgy”, I think, is how I would describe the late 2024 American zeitgeist.

Iron body presses and torture rope: horrors of Syria’s ‘slaughterhouse’ prison emerge Footage emerging from the liberation of Bashar al-Assad’s most notorious prisons has revealed that the Syrian dictator used underground cells and body-crushing iron presses to detain and torture thous...

Apparently Assad had a thing for turning live human beings into paninis. Like all butchers, scoundrels and international pariahs, he's now got the backing and protection of Russia and Putin. www.yahoo.com/news/iron-bo...

Unlike Sonos, you take pains to correct mistakes.

It’s abysmal.