Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Maybe you didn't live such a good life if your fans' response to your death at the hands of a young white man is to harass and threaten Black people on the other side of the country.

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES:

If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

Mark’d ye his words?

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

He’s so predictable.

Me three months ago:

The @tdfnyc.bsky.social website is a mess

Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis.

That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.

a pie with blueberries in the shape of the letter pi ALT: a pie with blueberries in the shape of the letter pi

Happy Π Day.
Offer not available in the United States.

He’s funny. But now that I have heard him say “Rama and I’s,” I may have to rethink my vote.

In fairness to Trump I seriously doubt he knows what obliterated means

I'm guessing that the USPS was projecting delivery on 32nd May.

Why am I not surprised, USPS?

Animal (sing)
Bacteria (pl)
Fungus (sing)
Plant (sing)

I have a quibble (singular/plural).

Connections
Puzzle #706
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YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show The Beach Boys "I Get Around" on The Ed Sullivan Show

Strands #424
“I get around”
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YouTube video by Randy Rainbow UNPOPULAR! - 🎶 Randy Rainbow Song Parody 💄

Everything old is new again.

HT @randyrainbow.bsky.social

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Wearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.

YouTube video by William Mitchell El Generalisimo Francisco Franco Still Dead SNL

Franco/Francis: I can’t be the only one flashing back to this every night this week whilst watching TV news report that the pope is still dead, can I?
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Away, you whoreson upright rabbit, away!

YouTube video by Human Rights Campaign Hannah Einbinder Receives the HRC Visibility Award at the 2025 HRC Los Angeles Dinner

I am a couple of days late in posting this. I thought that I couldn’t love Hannah Einbinder more than I already did. I was wrong.

Someone needs to explain to Maggie Haberman, Jonathan Karl, and Bob Woodward why Jeffrey Goldberg didn’t hold onto this story until his book comes out in two years.

A quick note to our international friends that if Trump makes you want to boycott America—which I understand—you can still come to New York City. We hate him here, too.

I am still a fan of Costco’s, but this seems harsh.

Check this out — American stocks were on par with global stocks up until late January — and have now dropped terribly since then

Gosh I wonder what happened in late January?

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

"Why don't you wear a suit?"

O, let no words, but deeds, revenge this treason!