Noel

Screen cap showing the giphy search box in MS Teams

Confirmed:

Purloiners remorse

A horse doing the flehmen response and showing vampire fangs

I think horses would be bad vampires because they'd keep doing that weird thing with their lips and give themselves away too soon.

[Apple’s workout buddy congratulating me for completing a 1km walk while listening to my 90’s playlist] “carry on with Garbage!”

Jack, while Jill had had had, had had had had; had had had had the teacher’s approval.

Make a Bond movie academic

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computers will be twice as powerful 10,000 times larger and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

He Knew

Unfortunately, this morning I got into the wrong tunnel, where a train was waiting to take me to my emails

In honour of Rob Reiner, have David Moore's thread on the best sword fight in movie history and exactly how nerdy it is.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

My personal conspiracy theory is that the unmarked ‘federal records storage facility’ on Erindale Station Rd (beside Woodlands SS) is where they hid the last Avro Arrow.

Oh crikey but Malcolm McDowell’s response when presented with a photo of him & William Shatner fighting on-screen in Star Trek Generations is priceless!

Finally, a time for this GIF.

Around this time two years ago I was thrilled to learn that there is no definitive origin story for panettone, and thus no one can refute it when I insist on calling it “bread of Tony” #panettone

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It does have the Driver (PS1) vibe (complimentary).

*squirrel slaps hood of the van* you can fit at least 70 black walnuts in there

My personal theory for this whole viral numbers thing that the kids all love to shout about is that our planet has finally finished calculating a proposed question to go with the previously determined answer re: life, the universe, and everything.

saucer section not charging

“Otherwise normal life”

Worf says beheadings are on Wednesdays

Good evening

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid1

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid1

I still can’t hear that song without my brain filling in the little clicks from the plastic guitar or unconsciously moving my fingers to hit the notes. It’s my go-to Guitar Hero/Rock Band song.

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

Blue Jays Clement Sliding home with some pizazz.

A raccoon showing some pizazz.

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

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I repeat.

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're on the Defiant I think, or maybe a runabout shuttle, the lights are dim. We see Jadzea Dax in Starfleet uniform, a humanoid alien who has lil tattoo looking marks up around her neck and through the forehead. Here she's making a scary angry face at the camera. Closed caption reads, "Boo!"

Worf says beheadings are on Wednesdays

Good morning