Eve Inglis

I wish to complain. My wilted thing was unwilted. I shall not dine here again*.

*yes I will, once I’ve glued my head back on.

LOL

But are Reform really “making the political weather” as you, so uncritically say, Chris Mason, or are you making it for them by hyperventilating over each grubby little Tory-Reform-reshuffle, without *ever* properly scrutinising the howling failures of these deeply unpleasant, grifting clowns?

The first signed poster is up - near the venue in Castlefield. Details to claim your two tickets are on the back

Please share in replies if you get the poster - saves anyone else heading for it 😉

The Right Wing Conservative owned YouGov did a poll on Brexit.

It found 56% want to rejoin the EU.

The real number is about 70%.

Why are we still continuing with this Brexit shit?

Was one a short bear with a bow tie? Those guys have form!

Three of them were bears! Eating out of a big pot with a wooden spoon! Bet they don’t even pay taxes.

Soon the woods will be carpeted in that mysterious, luminous bluebell haze. They will enchant you in the liminal hours when the sun is low and the scent is high.

You know how right someone is by the quality of people who are saying they’re right.

The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Bearly Politics (@i_ratus ). The tweet reads: “‘Yes, you’re wearing a suit, BUT DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU?!’” Below the tweet, there is an image of three individuals in a formal setting, with two of them seated on ornate yellow chairs and gesturing with their hands. A penguin is standing on one of the chairs, dressed in a small suit. The background includes a fireplace, a flag, and other decorative elements, suggesting a formal or official room.

We have a winner!

Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

There are an increasing amount of lepers.

“Nice country you have there, shame if something happened to it…”

Wishing you a very happy, special day! 🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸

Time for a THREAD of amazing Scottish island women to brighten #ThursdayMorning. 1st, Bessie Williamson, the only woman to own & manage a whisky distillery in the 20th century: Laphroaig on Islay. She was known for giving jobs when people were down on their luck. Such a queen. /1

Monochrome photograph featuring a Black woman, head and shoulders facing right, while singing into a metal microphone with head up, eyes closed and mouth open, all against a dark background

For her performance of "Strange Fruit" a song about lynching African American people, she would silence the crowd, a spotlight on her face. On the final note, all lights went out and she was gone....
Singer Billie Holiday,1947 #WomensArt
(Image by D.Hagerman)

Unsolicited writing advice, no. #27141
Don't make your characters into cartoon figures. Think about how you describe their physicality, their gestures. Too much lip-curling, grimacing, hair-tossing, nodding, grinning and eye-crinkling can sound cartoonish, and may come across as inadvertently comic.

A very peaceful scene of a perfectly still body of water at dawn. The scene is a study of pale salmon-pink and grey and the misty sun is reflected in the grey water

Today is Candlemas- which must be the best name in the calendar.
Candlemas - a celebration of the return of light

Artist: Gerald Witcomb

The sound makes this!

Nostrils. Or as they are known in this manor “the wee prison purse”. Bark at those scoundrels!

She's heard it.

Who wore it best?

Painting of a young white girl, upper half facing forwards, dressed in black and holding a large dark open umbrella at a slight angle on her shoulder, the figure looks outwards with no expression and the background is blurred

The umbrella, 1883 by Ukrainian born painter Marie Bashkirtseff. #WomensArt

If Janey Godley was still here she would post this herself.

But she isn't so I will.

American Film maker David Lynch has died.

Here is one of his best quotes that gets more accurate every year.

🇪🇺The Motion for an EU-UK Youth Mobility Scheme has passed!🇪🇺

Together, we can rebuild opportunities across Europe for the next generation.

A huge thank you to everyone who supported me today.

Jesus fucking Christ. She's an unconscionable cognitive disaster.