Cass/Socks, Getting gayer every day

diversity win!

Inside me are two women.

One is a militant feminist. The other is a lazy autistic burnout. They're both looking at my tired ass in the mirror and saying 'that's right 😎'

As the owner of Jolene the Second, I approve of this decision

"Maybe got a bit *too* silly..." I said weakly, from the smouldering crater after the pod beat me the fuck up for casting whispering madness twice in a turn

three panel cartoon by @emilyscartoons.bsky.social … in the first panel one person says "let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it" and the other person replies "same." in the second panel, they say nothing. in the third panel, the first person yells "THE THING IS THOUGH" and the second person yells back "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"

literally every time I talk to friends

Poorly, with weed and thoughts about my new mtg deck, Spiders Georg

I'll be honest, while I did switch decks after a couple of games with Spiders Georg, I still wanted to play with Spiders Georg 😅
Especially after the tweaks I did during the last game (thanks for the recommendations, btw. I'm looking forward to eating all the spiders with reprocess 😊)

Fizik, Etherium Mechanic Spider Hero Vigilance Tap: Put a +1+1 counter on each artifact creature and/or Vehicle you control 2, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among artifacts you control: Draw a card

Tarantusk Spider Boar Hero When Tarantusk enters, create a food token. Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, etc you control get +1/+1

Creeping Corrosion Sorcery Destroy All Artifacts

Superstars of the deck, so far are Fizik and Tarantusk and I'm really looking forward to casting Creeping Corrosion to eat all of my Spiders

Spiders Georg - Commander (Ygra, Eater of All) A deck created using Moxfield.

So, I've been brewing Spiders Georg (Ygra Spiders) and I think I might actually be on to something here.
There's, like, a surprising amount of synergy here and I really didn't expect it.
moxfield.com/decks/19fy_v...

I picked up Pseudoregalia based on your recommendation fairly recently. I haven't started it yet, but I'm looking forward to doing so

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

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Easy. Spiders Georg

Am I The Bolas? - Promise of Retaliation | EDHREC Threats and retaliation. Sometimes these can happen in a game of Commander. But how do you handle it? And when should you do it?

Threats and retaliation. Sometimes these can happen in a game of Commander. But how do you handle it? And when should you do it? By @amithebolcast.bsky.social #EDH #EDHREC #Commander #CMDR

Because of a new AI initiative at work, I'm going to make *significantly* less compared to what I have been paid over the past few years. It's going to hurt.

I'm looking into ways to take in more monthly income. But with this surgery looming, I'm compelled to ask for help.

Thank you. 💜

Checking in as a victim of Adrienne's abuse. I was FORCED to feel things and that's evil.

For the record, ISAT is really really good and I'd strongly recommend it. Just know what you're getting into, as it's wicked depressing at times 💜

This is a thread worth reading if you would like to cringe out of your skin and bones and walk the earth as a Marrow-being

Indeed, I have. He joined the 99 damn near on the day he released 😅

I respect the ever loving hell out of Quinn because fae will always:

1) keep you honest and humble

2) make you have it

3) play the cards you dont want to so that you will still experience Universes Beyond even if you don't want to (in a good way)

Plus, fae always cooks up some spicy soup

I have a mighty need for more cool minotaurs to replace the bad minotaurs in my Neheb deck.

Lovely playing magic with y'all @girldickenergy.bsky.social and @coburnsdivine.bsky.social

This is just so great

Yep, Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet

photo of rama duwaji with caption from RivvyGenX: This is Zohran Mamdani's wife, not very Muslim... 🤔

i’d appreciate if more people would own me by posting pictures where i look really beautiful and elegant. that would show me

I absolutely deserve it too 🤣

scalpers are going to jack up the prices of this secret lair so much. we're going to enter unforeseen realms of sonic inflation

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I was unsuccessful

AI is currently being used to instantly generate revenge porn of millions women and to puppeteer murdered corpses to forgive their killers. I do not care about the potential benefits of the technology. The purpose of a system is what it does.

They never have any of my pet cards in them, so they're wrong and mine are better 😤

Oh, I run Skeleton Ship 😅
Is skeleton ship good? No
But Skeleton Ship is on theme, and that's more important