Kristen Immoor

Derf, please stop taking photos of the cords I have stored in piles in my cabinet.

Marvelous book, and a film adaptation that was faithful and didn't suck! Two thumbs up all around!

He really is a big ol-jerk. No redeeming qualities.

Literally an all-time banger Bill riff

Today was YARD CLEANUP DAY.
Me, gasping and exhausted: "If I have a heart attack raking and bagging leaves I'm going to be so ashamed. Dead on the ground and it wasn't even from something fun."

Oh wow, this is magnificent. If i didn't know what a quoll was I'd probably guess it was a type of fish.

Me, getting up to write "Manos Day" on my wall calendar, realizing I'd already written it there, circled, surrounded by hearts and stars like I'm 15 years old.

‪I have been alerted to something that I, a casual completist, have not seen.

(Hijacking the thread to love on SmoothDunk)

If I might trouble you, sir, one more thing... @smoothdunk2.bsky.social's Columbo is the best cartoon Columbo of all time.

Marshall! My man!

The only reason I log on each day. 😘

My small dog, who normally sleeps curled in my lap while I faff around on the internet, leapt to full alert in the first few seconds of this video. Dogs love Ellington?

I'd rather shop from folks selling wares on the sidewalk.

Following up on my previous post, yes, best Last Drive-In so far this season. Nice work.

Last Drive-in Tonight is one of the best so far this season. Would've been even better with the folks they shed.

Jayhawks were the sound of my college years. 🧡

You're all set to be your own Agatha Christie or Hitchcock story! (I mean, you won't come out ahead in the tale, but you'll be famous.) 😉

The movie world, jeepers. If you're sleeping alone, put on a ratty t-shirt or just sleep nekkid already.

There's a yard up the block absolutely RIDDLED with what looks like huge bolete "chicken of the woods" mushrooms right now; half-buried, lots of nibbles taken out. Dog wants to get in there and check 'em out, I don't dare investigate because I don't want to make a mistake.

This "Behind the Scenes" stream from @dumb-industries.com tonight is already more approachable and instructive than the offerings from AdobeMAX this year. Right on, Chris. 👍

Made popcorn for tonite's @dumb-industries.com/Last Drive In triple feature, but I dumped the Flavocol in the WhirleyPop vs. sprinkling it on the results and I inadvertently created "Cardiac Arrest Corn." No way to fix it, not gonna bin it, I'll be watching ya from the afterlife, folks. Be good. 🫡

(For the curious... One from Kickstarting the Blu-Ray release, one from Kickstarting Jackey's sequel, one from Dumb. That's a decade of Manos!)

I've got three different original Manos shirts, why not one more!

hell yeah I AM HERE FOR IT!! 💪

Me, to my long-suffering Friend: "OK, I need you in the driveway wearing these shorts & flip-flops and using this single crutch. Walk away from me, but only lift your foot a little, as if you have an infection in your ankle. And wear this burlap shoulder-bag of vegetables... IT'S IMPORTANT." 😆

I noticed this morning that my beloved American Science & Surplus "measure magnet" is no longer stuck to the range hood. Where is it!? I have searched the entire kitchen and all around AND inside the oven, it's simply GONE! No more Sciplus and no more magnet. 😭

My mother bought this doll for me. Even as a little kid, the "make me a good girl" bit always creeped me out.

🔊🔊Volume up for this adorable Harris's antelope #squirrel and its love song to the camera.

The lips! The lips make me laugh. #cameratrap

Oh folks, it's ON. Call in sick, cancel your appointments, order in meals and watch the TV because THE KING HAS ARRIVED.