Mr. Blutarsky0.0

What happens in stairwells where you aren't likely to get caught stays in stairwells where you aren't likely to get caught. Unless you get caught.

Cat: Mrrow-row
Me: Well, scientists who have studied vaccines full-time for decades say that they are safe and effective.
Cat: Rrrrrow
Me: I'm inclined to believe the scientists more than TruckBoner69.
Cat: Meow
Me: Can he do his own research? Sure. Does it trump decades of scientific study?

I mostly agree with everything the cat says,
Mostly,
Cat: Meow
Me: That's right
Cat: Mmmmrow
Me. Yes, you are a good boy
Cat: Mrow-wow
Me: Well, I'm sure some people have good memories of the old team but I don't think they should go back to using that name
Cat: Mew
Me: Right, agree to disagree

Because the policy was created by incontinent old men it was known as Trickle-Down Economics

When the Final Destination movie cuts to a ceiling fan, some bad stuff is about to go down

*insert freezer burn joke here xx

As dependable as Microsoft Outlook

When you legume you make a leg out of u and me

Stalin vibes but from an idiot that probably couldn't accurately tell you anything that Stalin did

a close up of a clown with red hair and blue and white makeup Alt: a close up of a clown with red hair and blue and white makeup

When I check my home security camera I'm always bracing myself for seeing a clown sitting on my couch, staring directly at me with it's cold, dead eyes

Painting of a skeleton lying on a bed with an angry black cat screaming beside it.

Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur
Oil on Panel

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Either Fall and Spring need to be longer or all of the seasons need to be shorter.

Bear: Hey, how come you aren't afraid that I'm going to eat you?
Guy: Well, you said what I wanted to hear, and told me you weren't the bad guy. I let you in close. Then I realized you could break my neck with a swipe of your arm and it was already too late.
Bear: (taking a drag)... yo, that's deep

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Me: I'm out

I'm sure many celebrities are embarassingly racist and we just don't know it. Hulk Hogan can be remembered for leaving no mystery. He was both racist and an embarassment

Or let's remember Ozzy doing his thing

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These fucking morons know the reason they use corn syrup in the US version is because we grow lots of corn and not much cane sugar and Mexico grows lots of cane sugar and that's why they use it in Coke down there, right?

These taste nothing like chicken, and barely have any seasoning at all.

The Forest Service Claims It’s Fully Staffed for a Worsening Fire Season. Data Shows Thousands of Unfilled Jobs. DOGE cuts and voluntary resignations have severely hampered the agency as the nation enters the peak of fire season, with more than 1 million acres burning across 10 Western states.

NEW: According to data not previously reported, thousands of firefighting jobs — as many as 27% of them — remain vacant as the nation enters the peak of fire season, with more than 1 million acres burning across 10 Western states.

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There was a scene on The Osbournes where Ozzy was stammering his way through making himself one of those canned toffee puddings. It was such a nothing moment but it was authentically funny in a way that made it memorable

What I always heard about Ozzy is that when he visited a radio station he stayed and hung out with every employee for pictures or autographs. Like Lemmy, he was one of a kind. But maybe the bat population will bounce back so, silver linings

Reasonably sure that I saw all of these at the Dollar Movies. It was a great time to be a kid with nothing to do and precisely one dollar.

YouTube video by Club Samely "Good night, you stupid people!" clip from A FACE IN THE CROWD

If one Patricia Neal could open the mic at the right time. On any number of hypocrites, really www.youtube.com/watch?v=su3q...

a man with curly hair and a beard is smiling with the words well thats just perfect below him ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard is smiling with the words well thats just perfect below him

I have the day off today. I've been looking forward to it all week. Woke up with alien death flu. If anyone needs me I'll be shouting at the sky like Lt. Dan.

Bringing a date to a Coldplay concert was never going to end well. We can all learn a lesson here

Adderall causes narrowing of the blood vessels. Just mentioning this for no particular reason 🙄

*me overwhelmed by everything that's going on
"How is it only July? Why is this hellish year grinding by so slowly?"

*me realizing that I'm coming up on a deadline
"How is it July 16th already? Where did all the time go?"

The federal workers I've spoken with emphasize it isn't just their substantive work that's suffering - basic organizational functions like payroll and IT are breaking down.

This comment from a recent NYT article haunts me. "It was only when he left that we truly realized his value..."