Jane Doe

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York © 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

Cats (rayist percep.[tion] in rose, black, and yellow) by Natalia Goncharova, 1913
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137260

Sagittarius: Stay alert to what's going on around you this week. You might find new love, or avoid being mowed down by a guy trying to shave while driving.

Taylor swift lyrics: I'll be your father figure I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger

me powerwashing the patio

A mari in a cloak of many patterns dancing with autumn leaves

A leaf dancer in more of a Harry Clarke style

(Taking my mind off things)

Day and Night

if you can't sleep it's prolly cos you missed one of the sheep in the dream captcha

This is my special skill

A person in a very loose shark "costume" huddled in a corner sitting on a pillow.

waiting for the edible to kick in

There's a point in every journey where you know the next step should definitely be laying prone.

A friend to birds

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

Sketchbook drawing, a stubbly field after the harvest, looking towards Haddington

You ever audition for real talk, brutal. I played Shakespeare's reverse reverse psychology in high school and just lied there

Ink-wash (or sumi-e, I used a sumi-e programme on my tablet to draw this. It's Zenbrush 2 or 3 i don't rmb) A sleeping tiger, head resting on its front paws, on yellowy calligraphy paper.

old tiger ink-wash sketch

A small brown dog has its paws on the rear bumper of a UPS truck looking on as the driver leans into the cargo area.

“Can you please look again? The tracking said it was out for delivery.”

checking zillow for foreclosures on the astral plane

Why do we assume that some questions have answers and some don't, that's the invitation to silence. And if you RSVP but just kind of stare at where you are or are not going then we have settled it. No one is an ass of us.

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble

More Scottish Unicorns.

What if I want further ado?

Let’s all get a low hum started

I fell asleep watching tiktok and woke up to find that I had somehow started live-streaming my nap. Apparently when you get old enough enchiladas will make you black out like tequila. I got 101 likes though

Cathedral Ballad

It was played off as a joke but Garfield was fucking right about lasagna

Neither wit nor wisdom but a secret third thing.

This is me if you even care

Might squander my time later

Sorry I snuck into your house while you were sleeping and hung a rainbow picture I drew for you on your fridge.

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like the coast - rugged, windswept, and beset by storms.