yeah

Death Spiritual Healing album cover

Reminded me of this album cover from the 90s.

If you so much as kill me I’ll die

i'm paving the way to paradise and when i get there? that's right, more paving

Marmot being cleaned with a paint roller while AI says otherwise

common AI L

[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker

I believe such change is possible but alas i am just a rounded meat eater

A table from a textbook

Choose your fighter

try that on a small clown

Bouba it is

samara emerges from her well and crawls out of my tv, dusts herself off then heads down to the skytrain station. i'm on my couch staring dumbfounded until the russian dash cam compilation i was watching comes back on screen and i start clapping like a seal. i've already forgotten what just happened

haven't decided if i'm bouba or kiki yet

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas

Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

me: *w/ a tear in my eye* but when will i see you again?

the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"

me: :( that's really long

the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*

me: A parking ticket? I'll represent myself in court!

[2 months later; somehow I've become the legal property of the Coca Cola corporation]

ah, the old days, when ships were wood and men were iron. terrible, terrible men of iron. unrelenting robot seamen rowing at great speeds

they shouldn’t allow PvP combat in the locker room area

𝕋𝔼ℂℍℕ𝕀ℂ𝔸𝕃 𝔻𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕀ℂ𝕌𝕃𝕋𝕀𝔼𝕊
🤠🔨🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

considering how the nazis weaponized, among other things, Horst Wessel, i predict an ai generated “the song of Big Balls” being the next gop anthem

Me and the vincible homie were gonna succumb to fatal damage later

chupacabra: *slumping into its armchair and cracking open a goat* ahhhh

comfy dog

hedgehog trying its hardest

dog giving me a kiss

some sunshine activity going on at a beach

Yeah ok

me: *falling into corner, spitting blood* I dont think I can do it coach

my coach: first of all you gotta stop flossing in there

I knew he’s was going to tear us a new one

The Toronto maple leaves

they're feeding me to a giant mushroom tomorrow

I will use it on the lake, let the fish seethe

with my buddy at the beach and we both really have to pee bad so we’ll just pretend we both got stung by jellyfish

Towards a city of goo

Towards a City of Goo

Sports headline: "Wizards may be forced to choose between two guards".

I am sure the wizards will be wise enough to ask the right question

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]

me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit