Michael Toney

For me it's Timothy Olyphant: the villain from Live Free or Die Hard

My sources are expecting Auburn to have a deal in place shortly with Cincinnati’s Scott Satterfield, who may have been distracted by contract negotiations in last night’s loss

Cornell is the least evil Ivy, imo. Followed by Brown

A black file cabinet with smoke coming out of it

No, but I built my first smoker out of a file cabinet

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

They're doing this in Chicago too

Lol, my score app has Syracuse' top performing passer as a guy who didn't attempt a pass

Hell yeah let's goooooo!

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Mess update

You were in love! A time when it’s hard to stay levelheaded about websites

@amandamull.bsky.social is Gunner Stockton the most Georgia player of all time?

Fun fact, this is the elevator lobby in the building behind the Apple store on Michigan Ave. (He was there hassling the Brazilian Consulate a couple weeks ago)

Mamdani has been running basically this playbook very effectively in NYC

@kpelton.bsky.social love your work, but this hedging explanation is inaccurate. By definition, the top-18 teams and bottom-12 are .500 against themselves respectively.

The bottom 12 are just one game above .500 against the top 18

Somebody needs to ask Mike Johnson what his media diet is. The man has never heard anything about what's going on in the country

Brian Kelly fired: Why he never fit at LSU and what led to his downfall From the weird accent to the real friction, Kelly's four years in Baton Rouge were a slow-motion culture clash that ended the only way it could

Good news!

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The ideal Chotiner interview subject is an expert who cares deeply about their expertise but feels it isn't understood properly to the general populace and Chotiner acts as an intermediary.

The ideal Chotiner victim, coincidentally, believes that this describes them perfectly.

i will keep saying his name until the end of time whenever anyone says brian kelly killed a kid

his name is declan sullivan and brian kelly killed him

They are "will play in the SEC CG with a real shot to win" level for real, but not "national champions" level, imo

Heat is an hour too long

Jesus Christ

God dammit get in the group chat

Put on the Virginia tech game (and get in the group chat)

Put on the Virginia tech game

Look at this shit 👽

I think the tiebreaker will come down to opponents' conference records

I know it's premature, but let's say Oregon wins out, and OSU goes 11-1 losing The Game again (🤢).

Who goes to the B1G CG between the two?

What if we add Northwestern winning out to the mix?

I don't think it's lack of potato knowledge so much as prices doubling in the last 5 years that has people buying fewer lays chips

"10-1 Miami, needing a win to make the ACC title game & secure a spot in the playoff goes to Pittsburgh two days after Thanksgiving"