Krizzi 'Bruno Tomato' Lindberg

Don't we all...

Ég herði einhvern lýsa forseta Argentínu sem "grown up libertarian" og mér þótti það lýsa frjálshyggju minnar kynslóðar ansi vel.

"I'm the halftime show BANG BANG! I'm the halftime show BANG BANG!"

Your kid is obviously lying for attention

Bob Ducca

Scabies, rabies... Mickey Rooney’s sugar babies

Sumir iðnaðir hafa vöru sem eru bestar innan við 8 klst. Það er því hvati til þess að framleiða vöruna eins nálægt neytenda og hægt er. Ergo, lítil local bakarí meika sens.

Í stað þess að kaupa brauð frá verslun, þá keypti ég brauð frá bakaríi og oh mæ godd, bakarí er stofnun sem ég mun nú vernda með lífi mínu.

He's was so good on that banjo in Deliverance

Col Lockjaw

Sigfus

Vann einusinni hjá fyrirtæki sem auglýsti sig með "með yfir 40 ára reynslu". Ég spurði yfirmanninn hver hafði 40 ára reynslu í að gera við bilaðar tölvur:

"Ég hef verið í þessum bissniss í 6 ár, Doddi þarna í 3 ár, þú í 1 ár og samanlagt með öllum hinum þá höfum við 40 ára reynslu"

YouTube video by Subbuverið Gústi sterki: Hefnd hafsins - Gústi the Strong vs The Merman

Fyrsta stuttmynd Subbuversins er loksins komin á jútúb eftir heimsreisu sína! Sjáið glímukóng Íslands Gústa sterka berjast við ógurlegan marbendil!

Ef þið misstuð af henni á RIFF í fyrra getiði núna horft á hana í hægindum heima hjá ykkur hvenær sem þið viljið. Margoft jafnvel.

@subbuorri.bsky.social frábært handrit

YouTube video by Subbuverið Gústi sterki: Hefnd hafsins - Gústi the Strong vs The Merman

Máské ei sú hetja sem vér óskuðu, en sú sem við sitjum uppi með.

NO REST BY EINAR V. MÁSSON, part 1 of 4: Panel 1: Overhead shot of a big, anthropomorphic pig-woman lying on her back in the middle of a battlefield. She is dressed in vaguely medieval armor and has a longsword in her hand. The field is strewn with broken arrows, weapons, shields and corpses. CAPTION: GET UP. CAPTION: I DON'T WANT TO. CAPTION: YOU HAVE TO. CAPTION: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. Panel 2: Close-up. The pig-woman sits up and leans on her sword. She looks exhausted. CAPTION: PEOPLE NEED YOU. CAPTION: LET THEM NEED SOMEBODY ELSE. Panel 3: We see the battle raging over pig-woman's shoulder. She sees her friends -- a cowled raven, a mouse and a redpoll -- surrounded by bigger, more heavily armed warriors (a cat, a swan, a weasel and a mallard). A volcano blows smoke in the distance. CAPTION: THEY'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU. CAPTION: SO LET THEM DIE.

NO REST BY EINAR V. MÁSSON, part 2 of 4: Panel: Wide shot of the pig-woman. She stands on a white background. A dark shadow falls over her. She looks down at her own cast shadow. CAPTION: DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? CAPTION: NO. CAPTION: BUT I DO NEED TO REST.

NO REST BY EINAR V. MÁSSON, part 3 of 4: Panel 1: Close-up of pig-woman from below. Above her flies a silhouetted (non-anthropomorphic) raven. CAPTION: YOU CAN REST AFTER THE BATTLE. CAPTION: YOU SAID THAT THREE BATTLES AGO. CAPTION: I KNOW. Panel 2: Medium shot. The pig-woman advances, longsword in hand. CAPTION: THESE BATTLES, THEY NEVER END, DO THEY? CAPTION: NO. NOT REALLY. CAPTION: SO I'LL NEVER REST?

NO REST BY EINAR V. MÁSSON, part 4 of 4: Panel 1: Wide shot. The pig-woman stands in the middle of the battlefield and swings her sword while shouting a silent battle-cry. Her friends are scattered around her, wounded but still alive. All around them are warriors charging towards them, swords, spears and axes pointed at them. CAPTION: YOU WILL. CAPTION: EVENTUALLY. CAPTION: NO REST BY EINAR V. MÁSSON

Here's the complete comic. It's part of a larger narrative I'm chipping at. Hopefully you'll see more of these characters and the war they're fighting sooner than later. #restcomicstrip2025 #comics #fantasy

A cropped image from a work-in-progress panel of a comic strip. In it, three small anthropomorphic animals are menaced by four larger anthropomorphic animals. Everyone involved is armed and dressed for medieval combat. Broken weapons, spent arrows and detached(?) limbs litter the battlefield. An ominous caption reads: "SO LET THEM DIE."

Here's a sneak peek at a short comic I made for this year's Comic Strip World Championship. Will post the full thing later. #restcomicstrip2025 #comics

Me: Hey Conan, what is nicest in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

Me: That's not nice!

Hugmyndafræði hans er 100% innflutt pólitík frá hrynjandi heimsveldi

That is Gideon level performance.

Það er löglegt að bróka Miðflokksfólk.

why?

Hann er bæði 15 ára og 55 ára á þessari mynd

Very Turkingtonesque

went to a Labor Day party

Ég vann hjá stöð2 á krítískum púnkt og ég get staðfest þetta

"Sjónvarpið drap útvarpstjörnurnar!"

"Ég heyrð í þér í árið fimmtíu og tvö
Svo ásettur var ég að tjúna mig á þig
En ég var ungur og ekkert stoppaði mig
Á! Á!
..."

"vídeó killt ðe radíó starr" eftir Ðe Böggles

Bugels original, eða eins og þær heita á ízlensku "Bögg-els"

Bögg-els

Hrossaflugur fengu af þá gjöf frá náttúrunni að geta flogið, án þess að kunna að fljúga.