WonderfulEd

80s love songs are about being in love with the melancholy beauty of existence.

It is the beauty of you that makes everything beautiful.

I am, you are, we are, and we will always be lovers.

Hi Lizzy 💫

Head? on my Radio

I had a whole conversation in my head with you before I picked up the phone.

[calls therapist, stays quiet]

“Every Breath You Take” - me explaining to The Police that Sting stinks.

Sometimes I realize (like an hour into it) that I am barking with my dog

*taps out*

I’m Burning For You is about a yeast infection.

Why do I have so many pictures of other people's dogs on my phone? What is wrong with me? Don't answer that

Merry Christmas Carnal 🎄

Good morning Bluesky

Good morning Bluesky

Every time you are my 11:11 wish

You are poetry, love yourself.

Peace in the Middle East 🕊️

‘all in moderation’ ..what tf is that?

Oops, eyeballs

Friday Photography 📸
#photography #flower #friday

If I live to 80 I’m def gonna start doing heroin.

I need you to love your life. I know that’s asking a lot in the state you are in. But I need you to try.

Bluesky knew that people over 40 need a bigger font. They didn’t have to go that hard for us but they did.

After Thirsty Thursday make sure you hydrate Friday

Maniacs imply the existence of womaniacs

I’m sorry your Bluesky crush rocks out to Spin Doctors

People who act like they don't recognize you on a new app even tho your account is exactly the same, I see you.