Mira

Tom Scott looking distraught captioned this was a problem for future me and now i am future me

the quintessential ADHD experience

YOU CAN WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME YOU FECKLESS SHIT

so this complaint has nothing to do at all with the topic at hand, you just wanted to complain about cyclists

Corroborate.

if that bike slams into you at full tilt, stops, turns around and runs over you three more times you still will be less fucked up than if you'd been hit by a car.

yeah that was what I was raised to believe. God loves us, but in the same way that a carpenter loves his hand-carved chairs. God only ever does anything for his own self-aggrandizement, Heaven is nothing but praising God for all eternity, and nothing Humanity does actually matters.

Twink Peaks Bald Guy saying It Is Happening Again

you're a doctor and you're this bad at spelling?

the only acceptable way to commit murder is by doing a sick John Woo-style shootdodge from the second floor of a teahouse or restaurant down to the first floor, i don't make the rules

I have a lot of excuses. I was poor. Desperate. Propagandized. Ignorant and sheltered. And I gained a lot of valuable insight into the world and the United States. The military radicalized me against it.

It was not worth it. I never fired a bullet in anger and it still permanently stained me.

is she wrong though? I'm guessing you were in. I was. Everything she said is dead fucking right.

most American Protestants, esp those of the low church, do not worship a monotheistic god, or even Jesus Christ as part of a trinity. they worship Mars in a pseudo-Marcionite way, but put him in a sort of Second Temple Judaism drag in order to conceal/launder him through the Old Testament as God

yeah but they used to actually put fun in the games to be found.

Starfield is everything wrong with Oblivion, Fallout 3, Fallout 4, and Skyrim combined, plus the random planets from Mass Effect 1. It's genuinely impressive in how much of a smear of grey slop it is.

It's embarrassing how many hours I played that game, trying to get it to be decent.

it's framed like a fuckin mic drop too

the whole article caps off with a Doctor Who quote

the closet is lined with blades and we can't feel them eventually but they are there bleeding us to death

i'm so glad you jumped off that diving board, julia 💜

no one has the energy to read this, this is the Monopoly of self indulgent blog posts

oh my god she has a jinx pfp

Beavis and Butt-head placed in front of the skull tower from the Bone temple in the movie 28 Years Later with text that reads "Heh check it out Beavis The 'Bone' Temple"

well the name on the books is Christopher but y'know how that goes

the eragon writer?

I would rather this country balkanize than embrace the Democrats becoming Bush Republicans.

this reads like something a transphobe had commissioned to prove AGP is real

you aren't asking questions, you have a conclusion you've already made and are manufacturing a route to get there.

i don't know why you dumbasses think you can persuade trans people to not care about trans rights

i legitimately thought gock was devised to be an intentionally horrible name for a trans woman's dick. Jesus Christ.

wait do they use gock unironically

oh god i thought it was exclusively ironic

They won't win because Emperors and Kings, dictators and tyrants have tried and failed to suppress us for millennia. You can knock us down, but we get up again.