Marly

The scene was made less serious by the pool noodles in the background.

The timing of the road trip worked out perfectly bc my snuggling otters t-shirt just got a rip.

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate

*joining new social media site*
Oh god, do we have to do this all over again?

My favorite part of looking back on childhood is trying to deduce which adults in charge were just barely keeping their shit together.

My sister complimented another woman's yellow blouse, and she replied "Sometimes you need to bring your own sunshine." Filing that away for a bad day.

I have heard many things go POP. Never a weasel.

Mr. Tyson, tear down this Paul.

I've done some more muting on this app. Sadly, I'll be missing out on all the Lorne Greene trivia.

I don't think it should be legal for anything to take longer than 5 minutes in a microwave.

Sometimes I feel like I have my shit together and I'm all, fuck that was a peaceful thirty seconds.

I DON’T WANT TO BE A VILLAIN STOP ASKING ME and also gozer the gozerian of course gosh

when you look to the night sky, just remember, there are stars and stuff out there. maybe some other things, no one knows for sure.

Some of you kids are too young to remember when Muhammad Ali fought Pauly Shore.

I remember telling my mom when 4K people had followed me on Twitter and she said “why”

Perhaps the nervousness many feel here (myself included) about so many arriving at once is that we hoped to create something here with a different vibe, but similar to how the old place once felt- a community that could somehow be nicer than the world, a break from it. (3/4)

Some of my favorite (funniest, kindest, most interesting) people I know here have the smallest followings, and I think if you don't look for those people you miss out on so much of the good. Self promotion can become an unnoticed constant both in work and online lives, and hey- you do you. (1/4)

screaming “tin roof. rusted!” into a cucumber at whole foods

Not even 10 a.m. and I got me the nap vibes.

Here we are back at Saturday once more. A day as shapeless as a bag of spanners.

i’m sorry my words accurately reflected my feelings

I’m frying bacon for bacon bits for the baked potato casserole tonight. It’s gonna be sexy AF

“If I did meet an Elder God, I don’t think that in itself would be a deal breaker.”
Date nods her impressive, moss adorned, antlers.

What’s up bae

You haven’t touched your sacrificial offerings.

A woman at the supermarket locked her keys in her car and paid a guy $45 to open it with a slimjim. I would have done it with a rock for $10.

What a long, strange trip it’s been.

Hold me.

I want to speak to all your managers.

The geese know.