Eric Schmeric

Sorry im late. My cat demanded forehead kisses.

Doing a sleep

I love how Princess Madonna Hillary Kitty Fantastico makes sure to take up the whole cushion. She wants you to know that shes considered it and decided that there will be no sharing space.

Not too shabby.

When your being mean to me just know this is whonyour being mean to

Back on my bull shirt

Wild Elephants Broke a Man’s Legs in a Sudden Attack. Then, They Returned Later the Same Night and Killed Him A logging supervisor in Malaysia was trampled to death while on a job site in the northern part of the country. The victim was Saidi Jahari, 43, and authorities said the attack occurred in two parts o...

I freaking love elephant vengeance. I dont know what the human did but elephants don't randomly attack humans.
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Oh, hey. What's up?

She still hasn't forgiven the hatting incident.

I haven't even mentioned my cat yet

Mama Rad is 80 today!
Unrelated: Princess Madonna is plotting my murder.

Some maga piece of shit lost his shit at me at the pharmacy. Apparently, hes super upset that im supposed to be where I am and let him touch me. Dont worry, Im fine and everybody is on my side.

Dont even think of booping the snoot

Longest professional baseball game - Wikipedia

This is stolen valor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest...

expect a DM play by play of the Bama-Mizzou game in about 4 hours

Me, every time @hepatitisatoz.bsky.social is in a good mood.

Update: Princess Madonna is watching the I.D. channel.
Also, the electricity is back on for the humans.

Meatloaf turned out really really good! My only regret is not making extra glaze for the side. The sweet and tangy glaze compliments the meatloaf perfectly. The meatloaf wasn't greasy or chewy. You guys should try this.

Local cat remains uncooperative.

Your friend Rad just got done eating an obnoxious amount of chicken wings.
*burp*

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Finally done with my last errand of the week. I can finally pursue my passion for laying on the couch while kinda paying attention to the tv.

Closet time is going fine

The guy hanging out on the passenger side of his best friend's ride wants to know what you got against carpooling

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Oh no, Tornado by Natalia Imbruglia just started

Hold On by Wilson Phillips is playing in this Uber and im doing everything in my power to not scream song along

Still loving her perch in the closet. Please go away.

Uncooperative cat remains uncooperative.

@crammyandleman.bsky.social

Gma made this. I don't know what it's called but it's kinda like a fried fish stew thing with eggplant and squash and onions and garlic and a little ginger in a tamarind base.
Ugly food is the best.

Charlie Kirk was shot?
(Represses glee)
Do not make a martyr out of that terrible person.