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Chris Conroy

@chrisconroy.bsky.social

I write stuff. Sometimes it's good. My dog is pretty damn cute. #WGA

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Opening weekend of The Princess Bride back in 1987. At the very end, when Peter Falk says, "As you wish," to his grandson a teenage girl in the front of the theater let out the sweetest "Awww."

04.08.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump to fire BLS commissioner after bad jobs report President Trump on Friday said he directed his team to fire the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics following a dismal jobs report he blamed squarely on the Biden appointee. Trump said oโ€ฆ

Orange Idiot Shoots Messenger
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01.08.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

21.07.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9174    ๐Ÿ” 2251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 574    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1726

Advice for the Florida Panthers: If Trump invites you to the White House, don't bring the Stanley Cup.

17.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump owns the list now thanks to his sycophantic DOJ. He's never going to release it because: A. He's on it, and B. He's got leverage over everyone else on it and he'll spend the rest of his miserable life cashing in.

16.07.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket is sitting at a desk with a pencil in his hand . ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting at a desk with a pencil in his hand .

Any time my wife or I use the word "flip" in any context, we follow it up with "flip you for real" in Benicio del Toro's character voice from The Usual Suspects.

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This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

21.06.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6966    ๐Ÿ” 3403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 135    ๐Ÿ“Œ 336
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Sing it with me - "We all live in a ..."

07.06.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pope Banana V

09.05.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Papal Conclave afterparty is going to be lit.

08.05.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hopefully they won't decide to edit them like Disney did with French Connection.

02.04.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Psst! Pass it on!

18.03.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Look at that useless piece of crap. And there's a Tesla right next to him.

14.03.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my all time favorites.

12.03.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea how @chriswarcraft.bsky.social was able to kick a football so well with those enormous balls in the way, but we need more guys like him. Kudos, sir.

02.03.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I could watch this all day.

02.03.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If yesterdayโ€™s horrific Oval Office presser has you feeling a bit down, this might pick up your spirits a bit.

01.03.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 386    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
A tiny handwritten sign at the Tesla dealership as a big crowd protests Musk reads โ€œWe hate him tooโ€ yup ๐Ÿ‘

A tiny handwritten sign at the Tesla dealership as a big crowd protests Musk reads โ€œWe hate him tooโ€ yup ๐Ÿ‘

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

17.02.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18208    ๐Ÿ” 4036    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 319

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
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Microsoft is going to price gouge you by adding their genAI to your subscription without your consent, and they are not transparent about how to avoid this bullshit.

Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...

18.01.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3138    ๐Ÿ” 1767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 314

A group of uncleared, unvetted, civilians have gained access to all of my federal records including military personnel, retirement and disability. They are reportedly feeding them into AI. I want them arrested and charged with federal crimes.

Right fucking now!

How is this even a discussion?

03.02.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14519    ๐Ÿ” 4636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 543    ๐Ÿ“Œ 260

I read it at least once a year.

24.01.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Four vertically stacked stills of David Lynch giving an interview.
1. Lynch captioned: As soon as you finish a film,
2. Lynch captioned: People want you to talk about it.
3. Lynch squeezing his eyes shut, possibly wincing, possibly looking frustrated and/or amused.
4. Lynch, eyes open again, smiling slightly, captioned: And itโ€™s, um, the film is the talking.

Four vertically stacked stills of David Lynch giving an interview. 1. Lynch captioned: As soon as you finish a film, 2. Lynch captioned: People want you to talk about it. 3. Lynch squeezing his eyes shut, possibly wincing, possibly looking frustrated and/or amused. 4. Lynch, eyes open again, smiling slightly, captioned: And itโ€™s, um, the film is the talking.

16.01.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4200    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?

16.01.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52467    ๐Ÿ” 11924    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2305    ๐Ÿ“Œ 767

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