Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

That's gack brain for you.

They're definitely a "type" aren't they?

I don't see anything about the wrecker BF apologising, just letting his GF do it for him. I'd tackle him directly and demand he pay up.

Probably been in the back of the wardrobe since his Fathers For Justice phase.

Even after such a stirring performance?

Jeremy Brett was so handsome. What a face, what a profile.

Sorry, I *would* ask him to shower and change after every work shift. I WOULD. And he should.

Are you joking?

I just always loved that he was way cleverer than his would-be manipulator McLaren.

I love Danny Dyer and he'd shit these clowns.

Several innocent people were stabbed by unknown attackers on a moving train in Cambridgeshire, UK Police arrested two suspects at the scene. The sad reality is, Britain is now less safe than many places people call "dangerous." Today, London feels more like Kabul than Uk

Musk's Grok was asked to verify if a tweet featuring a graphic image of the attack on the LNER train was real.

I'm not sharing the whole image but here is part of it and the text.

1/3

On top of everything else, he sounds like he hates her. Reason enough to leave.

[Scene is a boardroom in the headquarters of the board game manufacturer, Parker Bros. The year is 1966] 1 [show exterior of a factory building with 'PARKER BROS BOARD GAMES' written on the top] PARKER 1: Ok brothers - a quick run through our manufacturing schedule... 2 [Switch to interior scene of the boardroom, in which the three Parker Brothers are having a meeting]. Parker 1: So this year we'll be making: Monopoly, Cluedo, Risk, the portal to Hell thing, Scrabble, and Tiddlywinks. 3 Parker 2: What was that? Parker 1: Tiddlywinks! Parker 2: No the bit about Hell 4 Parker 1: Ah yes - we're manufacturing ouija boards now Parker 2: What 5 Parker 2: Parker… we make *board games*... Parker 1: Yes, Parker! And this is a great family board game which may or may not be a portal to the Other Place. 6 Parker 1: You know, 2-6 players, summon a loved one, might be a daemon - great fun 7 Parker 2: Whose idea was this? Parker 1: Well I believe it was... Mr Shimmer? 8 Parker 2: Who is Mr Shimmer [voice from off-scene]: shimmmerrrrr... 9 [Cut to a figure who is also sat at the boardroom table. It is a horrifying eldritch wraith, eyeless, pale, with a gaping, hissing black mouth drawn open in a foul, silent, endless grimace] Mr Shimmer: *sssshimmmerrrrr*... 10 Parker 1: Our new creative director! I met him at a seance, because it's 1966. 11 Parker 1: Mr Shimmer says he hopes there may soon be a set in every home in the land! 12 Parker 1: Come - shall we play? [he shifts his body forward in his chair slightly, and we glimpse behind him the terrifying eyes of another demon sat behind him, a la this iconic bit in Insidious] [ends]

Nobody ever talks about how weird this was

Latest episode in our shocking series, "Women are Mammals".

Sophie Corcoran, on a train, with pepper spray. That's the worst Cluedo reboot ever.

Agree with that.

I think you're right. Either way, Emi needs to get told, once and for all, to get over ManU picking someone else.

He hasn't been the same since his move fell through.

Which is why it's on their father to handle it. Not her.

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

I love this "we" thing. From people who derided all dissenters as "Remoaners". Pure deflection and avoidance of accountability.

Wow. He should just hire a professional, except a sex worker would a) charge more than the price of a coffee b) not tolerate spending 4 hours listening to his BS first.

Point taken. Still can't understand in what world a new housemate should be welcomed by being put on immediate kitchen duty.

John Woodvine only died a couple of weeks ago too.

Trying to remember what another character said about Pendleton. Something like "dines at the Chelsea Barracks and drinks with the SAS".

Definitely!

"Enter"? 🤢

One of those tried to eat me when I was a toddler. Monstrous pterodactyl-adjacent fiends.