Wendy W

you don't have to embarrass our guest by asking if he had someone killed and hacked to pieces

Sunday Taquitos #2: Real Criminals.

Art by Ivan Ehlers.

Want this so bad for Kelvin Sampson.

There's a lot we have not visualized in a useful way.

One of the big ones is the SHIFT in govt employment from "people who cure cancer" and "people who make sure your Social Security comes on time" and "people who care for veterans" to "people who kidnap your neighbors."

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

Sad, but that’s the reality in the U.S.

All this shit goes when he’s gone. All of it. We are tearing down that ballroom. Bye.

I AM TERRIFIED THAT A CITY I'LL NEVER GO TO MIGHT ELECT A MAYOR I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BECAUSE PEOPLE ON TELEVISION HAVE SAID IT WILL MEAN VERY BAD THINGS FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I LIVE NOWHERE NEAR THAT CITY WHICH I HATE AND WILL NEVER VISIT AND DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO SCARED ALL THE TIME!!!

Fun new game I get to play every day: leaf blower, train, or fascist helicopter.

Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Photo of demolition

TRUMP IN JULY, discussing plans to build a ballroom beside the White House:
“It won’t interfere with the current building. It’ll be near it but not touching it — and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of."
THE NEWS TODAY:
Trump is demolishing the entire East Wing.

Image of the back of a $20 bill showing a wrecker tearing down part of the White House.

Not a fan of the new $20 bill…

Threads post from julieceye At my local Home Depot today in Evanston, IL. They abducted 5 people in my immediate area.

For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.

The ballroom addition/destruction of the White House is expressly illegal and would stand as independent grounds for impeachment and removal if we had a functioning government.

The Trump administration, in one image.

A FIGHTER JET RAINING SHIT

Irish are the original No Kings movement.

deeply sick of all the goddamn nazis

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

Obama basically got the Nobel Peace Prize for not being George W. Bush, and the next Dem president is going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for not being Donald Trump. look, that's just the way it works. I don't make the rules

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”

Oh I’m sure MAGA would have been fine with Joe Biden letting another country build an air base in Idaho. Calm down everyone.

I just really fucking love Chicago.

You have got to be joking hahaha

Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

We’re at peak greed when the president brags about 24k gold décor for the White House while cutting commissaries, healthcare, and social nets. A palace of glitter for him, an empty pantry and hospital bill for you.