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I'M ORDERING HEAT TRANSFER VINYL IMMEDIATELY

A screenshot of a "Google Discover" news feed, showing two articles. The first is titled "Scientists Are Pretty Sure They Found a Portal to the Fifth Dimension" and has an image of a glowing rectangle upright on a dark road next to some woods. The word "BORING" has been scribbled in red, all caps, across the image. Next to the title, text has been added that reads "couldn't give a shit" and "not my business". The second article is titled "Catwalks are K-pop's hottest stage of the moment" and features an image of Felix of Stray Kids walking for a Louis Vuitton show. "Felix" is hand-written across the image (without covering his beautiful face) in blue cursive. A heart-eyes emoji has been added. Next to the title, text has been added that reads "omgggggggg so cute" and "is he walking for Louis again or did he get another ambassadorship???"

I watch the Corny Collins Show and I do absolutely nothing else.

no ur supposed to let me guess

i'm tired of watching videos. if i can't find a detailed list of steps in text, i'm just straight up quitting. or guessing.

BARF BARF BARF BARF

Every Centrist two days ago: *pushes up glasses* Actually the extremely handsome and popular guy cannot possibly defeat the hated sex criminal. It's impossible because in America people do not like it when you help them. If you don't believe this, you're not a serious thinker.

A t-shirt reading "DICK CHENEY DIED ON THE DAY THAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 4, 2025"

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

i dropped my phone.

across the room.

...okay, i threw it. i threw my phone.

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

[🎬] Trailer for Apple TV+ reality show series 'KPOPPED', premiering on August 29

ATEEZ will be featured on EP.5 alongside J Balvin and Kylie Minogue and will perform 'BOUNCY', 'Mi Gente' and 'Can't Get You out of My Head'

🔗 youtu.be/qCrIwry8zSI

#ATEEZ #에이티즈

i just yelled so loud my husband ran downstairs, panicked

Sorry to be a genius but I just realized this is a double feature

The minimum wage is still $7.25

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

“Please send us emails instead” means “we can put key words from your script on our corporate spam filter and ignore you, but calls shut down our entire contact infrastructure”

Keep fucking calling.

i want more pictures of seok holding progressively larger fans

i would be concerned about spooky ghosts or scary people being in every room I'm not in

I Miss Actually Owning Stuff "You'll own nothing and you'll hate it"

My latest newsletter is about how Big Tech killed the concept of ownership, in the process turning consumers into digital serfs.

whatwelost.substack.com/p/i-miss-act...

ok but mine rotates so here are 3 (...of 15)

we've lost the art of cutting high-waisted, full legged trousers that will show off a man's buttocks

Aitoverse 🐈‍⬛

#1VERSE #유니버스
#Multiverse #1VERSE_Multiverse
#The1stVerse #1VERSE_The1stVerse

In еvery multiverse I'm in love with you if that's alright ₊˚⊹♡

#1VERSE #유니버스
#Multiverse #1VERSE_Multiverse
#The1stVerse #1VERSE_The1stVerse

1VERSE 유니버스 Debut Poster

✶ MULTIVERSE ✶ Pre-Release
➯ 2025.07.04 12PM KST

✶ THE 1ST VERSE ✶ Single Album Release
➯ 2025.07.18 12PM KST

#1VERSE #유니버스
#Multiverse #1VERSE_Multiverse
#The1stVerse #1VERSE_The1stVerse

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

and this is my friend's dog, Baxter, who was afraid of storms.

If you're heading to a protest tomorrow, it's important to know your rights. Consult this information from the ACLU.

Be peaceful. Be safe. Be careful. Be strong.

just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.

Happy Pride Month. Bigots have one job to do right now:

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me