Digital Melanie

This reminds me of those times artists take drugs and then paint self-portraits

Legitimate agencies don't have to repeatedly remind us that they're legitimate

Understanding that most serial killers are not evil geniuses but instead deeply empty men just trying to feel something, ANYTHING, is useful right now

I want armed female cops in men's restrooms making sure no women try to sneak in

And that's saying something

NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.

BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned

NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?

Shouldn't the removal of millions of people from the job market _create_ more jobs?

Godspeed, soldier

He's as happy as a little girl

This is the NIMBY I'm looking for

I had never heard of it so I went to learn about it and, wow, I must read this! Thank you!

I'm usually really good with context clues but not today. I think not knowing what "guardo camino" means is going to affect my whole day. Anyone want to help a girl out?

If you're poor, we don't care what you think and if you're rich, why do you care? Either way, shut up and remember your station.

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I am a medical social worker in very rural Nebraska and I guarantee you that AI will not help

we could stop electing so many pedophiles if we started voting for women

These boys aren't lonely enough

I'm sure it's hurtful and infuriating but, also, fuck that guy?

Hitler burned down a whole town just to destroy the church that held the birth record likely showed he was the son of a Jewish businessman. There's precedent.

Politics aside: some lucky people got to see Bruce Springsteen at intimate little First Ave 🥹

Ok, but to be fair, Economics is just astrology for boys

Mayor Pete does not have many uses but he’s somehow found some sort of Dune cadence he can use on Fox News that puts whoever he is talking to in a trance and allows him to speak for five uninterrupted minutes

“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Just assume they're lying. If they're actually not for a change, it still probably won't hurt you as much as assuming they're telling the truth when they're not

Yeah, I feel that 😳

When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?

"Don't get it twisted: I do want them to die, I just don't want to SEE it."