He's been leaving me on read for weeks.
08.12.2024 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taking the wife to McDonald's to celebrate!
(No dessert)
05.12.2024 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not today, Satan! But tomorrow could work, maybe 2:15?
04.12.2024 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donald Trump didn’t win by a historic landslide. It’s time to nip that lie in the bud | Mehdi Hasan
In 2024, we have a new post-election lie – Trump didn’t just win, Republicans say, but he won big. He won a landslide. That’s false
"Repeat after me: there was no 'landslide'. There was no 'blowout'. There was no 'sweeping' mandate given to Trump by the electorate. The numbers don’t lie."
My new Guardian op-ed on the new GOP election lie - and why it's important to rebut it! I brought (lots of) receipts:
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Do you think cardinals ever get sick of being everyone's dead grandparents?
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Tonight's the night at Abilene in Rochester, NY-a few tickets left at the door, I go on at 8:30 sharp & then @rhettmiller.bsky.social will bring down the house!
29.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
You got this. But there are pills you can take probably.
29.11.2024 13:29 — 👍 64 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1
So fucking tired of this Thanksgiving music in every goddamn store.
27.11.2024 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm calling bullshit on Canadian Bacon.
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