Devan Boyle

Selfie wearing glasses wavy hair huge blue fur coat with the hood up not smiling

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love relaxing in my living room flinching at every sound in case it's a baby crying

triggers something primal from my restaurant days

my willingness to cook at home has increased tenfold since buying nesting metal mixing bowls at goodwill

it's my north star

doing just what i do on twitter here following more than having followers blowing frost hearts on the cold windows & hovering outside friend groups

opening a caesar salad kit & putting fries & tenders in the oven 👨‍🍳

watching real housewives of miami season 2 & i just want to know if rodolfo gets killed on screen 🤞

can i say something controversial yet brave which is if my words are to be inevitably milled into ai maybe they'll elevate the slop slightly

accidentally bought cheetos puffs instead of cheetos crunchy should i fucking kill myself

i joined twitter bc i wanted to be a writer then i became a niche slut & now i'm a deeply traumatized washed-up mom of two just plodding into middle-age not truly connected to any past identities

one thing about me is i will always have a little tiny clear drip of snot ruining every selfie. that's my guarantee

me sitting in my car posing wearing sunglasses

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it's cute that everyone is posting about food & coffee & the weather #backtobasics

i don't know if i have the strength to delete my twitter account i know im supposed to resist my beautiful face & words being turned into ai slop but i just don't know if i can do it

how we post of course is how we spend our lives