Phil

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After 3 years of chasing the young German centreback, Newcastle United #NUFC are about to sign Malick Thiaw (pronounced Mal-ick Tch-ow) for a reported fee of £35m including add-ons.

Why has Eddie Howe’s & the club's interest never waned? Let’s break down what the 24-year-old will bring to SJP 🧵🔽

Bowie version of the Mr Benn shop

Mandy version of the Mr Benn shop

The Mr Benn news over the weekend reminded me, I've got 2 luxury Bowie Benn A3 Giclee prints left (hand finished, secret feature that maybe only 3 people know about plus a bonus costume key print) £100 each. Or I've a few some simple A5 prints on 250gsm, £15 each. Also available in Mandy flavour.

That's a win for me.

Newcastle’s Odysseas Vlachodimos close to Sevilla loan The goalkeeper made only one appearance for Newcastle last season after joining for £20m from Nottingham Forest.

◾ Straight loan, with no option/obligation to buy 🤝
◽ #NUFC to cover majority of wages 💸
◾ Not part of Howe's plans after Ramsdale arrival 🧤

➡️ #NUFC advancing in talks with Sevilla to loan Odysseas Vlachodimos:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

Simon Bisley

Eddie Howe is playing a blinder at Newcastle Through the uncertainty, the Magpies feel like they are in a safe pair of hands

🗣 By sticking up for the club while not throwing Alexander Isak under the bus, Eddie Howe is playing a blinder at #nufc.

Having an elite boss is reason fans should still be optimistic.. 👇

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Mason Greenwood getting ragged about by Tyrone Mings 🫡🫡

#AVFC

Good morning to everyone but particularly Tyrone Mings x

Sunday Brunch in 99 seconds by @jakeyapp.bsky.social

How Newcastle can turn this summer of chaos into a positive Now is the time for a big reset at St James' Park

🚨 How to turn around #nufc summer & beyond

⚫️ Recrutiment rethink 🔜 - but good targets still in play
⚪️ Honest PIF 'mission statement', autumn rebrand
⚫️ Embrace 'challenger' status & take more risks

(Plus latest on Wissa, midfield name, CB hunt) 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

This is a lovely interview. 👏👏👏

Isaac Hayden interview: ‘The thought of going back inside St James’ was too painful’ The midfielder talks to George Caulkin about his long Newcastle goodbye and why he would, finally, love to set foot inside the stadium again

The long goodbye of Isaac Hayden.

Big interview with the midfielder here. 1,329 days after his 171st & last 1st team appearance for #NUFC he is a free agent for the 1st time in his career.

“My love for #NUFC and what it stands for was always there. It still is.”

www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

Always suspected it, now I'm sure of it, Romano is a knob
#nufc

179 appearances
51 clean sheets

Thank you, Martin 🖤🤍

Only at Newcastle could the first two games of the season look like 'must wins' two weeks before kick off.

More likely a Keegan post-Milner sale.
#nufc

Newcastle fans should be furious at club's owners over Alexander Isak saga This is not how elite football clubs operate

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Newcastle fans should be furious at club's owners over Alexander Isak saga This is not how elite football clubs operate

Newcastle United's owners have funded the club's rivals and left a gaping power vacuum at St James' Park. This has been a dreadful summer that reiterates the sporting immorality of state ownership.

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I’m with Gary here…

Magnificent 💪

Look what's happened to #nufc and #cpfc since beating cartel clubs to win silverware.

Remember: "We don't want too many Leicesters" #lcfc

Sandro.

Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse with the logo from Fiddler on the roof above him.

I didn't know they were making a new version

Summer woes for Aston Villa and Newcastle United show that transfers have finally broken football Profit and sustainability rules are just the beginning as Premier League dies a competitive death at the altar of transfers

Transfers have finally broken football.

The rules. The industry. The players. All of it.

This week's newsletter is about Aston Villa, Newcastle United and the transfer window.

Read and subscribe right here.

I can see him starting 26/27 season in charge at Old Trafford. 🤮
#nufc

It's 40 years since Kate Bush first ran up that road, ran up that hill and ran up that building and 20 years since I made this ̶d̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶g̶o̶d̶ gif.

Test cricket, oh boy.