Stanford beating Flerda State makes as much sense as loaning your own money to some guy in Argentina with a Manchester haircut.

Should we just start saying the quiet stuff outloud? Fine. Salesforce has been synonymous with cokeheads for decades.

A Simpsons meme, originally an argument between town drunk Barney Gumbel and Red Sox Slugger Wade Boggs. In this case, Barney is arguing for Lord Baltimore, while Boggs argues for Lord Fairfax. Barney knocks out Boggs, saying "Okay, you asked for it, Virginia!"

This made more sense in my head

Out of curiosity, if he didn't support the build up near Venezuela, who is overruling him from above? Do the civilians go through Joint Chiefs, or directly to the regional commanders? Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

I finally have an AI use case. A bot that uses Al Micheals voice reading your stat insights in his early fourth quarter tone followed by some kind of “and you know how that ended” smug close.

More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days. The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

BRETT KAVANAUGH: “If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter."

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As it turns out Republicans believe in MMT!

Since appropriations and the constitution don’t matter, he could do this tomorrow.

Since nobody does any work, I’m sure the House bill has sections created by an LLM that says “baba boey” for ten pages.

There was a time when a government shutdown due to not passing all 13 appropriations bills was referred to as a “train wreck” in Congress. Starting negotiations for full year approps bills should’ve started months ago, not a few weeks after the fiscal year started. This is not normal order.

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Skill issue

Noah is a tech reporter?

Why would he start shakedown turf wars with both the IOC and FIFA at the same time?

Worth mentioning that Guru died from multiple myeloma which now has improved treatments. Pancreatic cancer will likely have clinically meaningful treatments in the next few years. But the access to care problems for cardiometabolic conditions obviously still exist even with better medications.

One Year After Klamath Dam Removal, 'There's Just Fish Jumping All Over the Place': Scientists Describe Improvements to Water Quality and Wildlife

Hanging onto every bit of good news

The river has come alive in the Klamath with wild Chinook salmon. The wider ecosystem is healing.

This most powerful story of Indigenous-led #rewilding after the largest dam removal in US history keeps getting better.

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Is that coming from the prior Military Construction bill then?

That’s not private equity. That’s coming directly from my pension fund.

The fact that Susan Collins repeatedly said “Donald Trump has learned his lesson” in deference to article 2 should have ended her assent to approps chair. The power of the purse is the defining power of article 1 and she utterly failed to defend it.

I paid to see it opening weekend because Halle Berry was topless. This was the entire selling point when it was released.

Go Terps

Where is your bar?

YouTube video by Bob's Burgers Side Orders Saving The Bird (ft. The National) - Bob's Buskers

It’s solidly fall now. Time for The National’s covers of Bobs Burgers thanksgiving songs.

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From a labor market perspective, it gave policy makers a solid decade to ignore a lot of structural problems.

You don’t hear much about “cultural Marxism” these days.

He’s doing the “I like stuff from my youth” bit about the one world government. It was big in the immediate post Cold War days.

What easily penetrated platform do they use for attestation?

My choices are to walk through the four way stop and hope the car that is creeping through doesn’t gun it and kill me and my dog, OR yell at him to stop like I often do and eventually one of them will gun it and kill me.

It’s always funny talking to people from Central Valley farming families in SF. They tend to get very defensive about water rights. Congratulations on being the tenth generation of welfare recipients. Yes someone got that water right. But they didn’t build the Central Valley Project.

Oddly enough, the answer here isn’t Stanford. Columbia gets the L this time.

The underused take on Peyton Manning is that Tennessee won a national championship the year after he left.