Matt Kirshen

The line-up of Celebrity Traitors 1995. Valerie Singleton, Curtis Walker, Tim Curry, Rula Lenska, Michael Sheard, Delia Smith, Gabrielle, Jasper Carrott, Bonnie Tyler, Siobhan Finneran, Nicholas Parsons, Art Malik, Jaki Graham, Brian Moore, Victoria Wood, Trevor McDonald, Mollie Sugden, Michael Parkinson and Adrian Moorhouse.

Anyone else remember Celebrity Traitors in 1995?

What a series that was. Michael Parkinson, Gabrielle and Tim Curry as the Traitors. The unlikely friendship between Brian Moore and Art Malik. Mollie Sugden's fart. Adrian Moorhouse's eye-roll. All hosted by Eve Pollard.

This excellent piece should also be yelled at Keir Starmer

The full Millican tour gang backstage. Sarah is at the front taking the photo. Everyone else behind, including Tan and Rob, plus our ASL interpreters. I'm on the left, looking off-camera because I apparently don't know how phones work.

My first gig in Utah and it'll take some beating. Thank you to @sarahmillican.bsky.social's rocking audience, which included the lovely duo of Tan France and his husband Rob.

My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...

The backstage crew with Sarah at the front. The rest of us have our backs turned and are looking coquettishly over our shoulders.

St Louis you were great! Thanks @sarahmillican.bsky.social for having me open!

I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14

st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146

Sarah, Matt and the tour gang are standing backstage holding on to a clothes rail like it’s a train.

Excellent show with @sarahmillican.bsky.social in Minneapolis! Thanks all who came!

[shaking hands after sex]
I hope this brings your people comfort in these divisive times

That’s true allyship

So fun, thanks Milwaukee!

Not to brag but I was selected to answer a brief customer survey after this call

Kids today don’t know the simple pleasure of watching a hard drive defrag

🎵 Jenkins Leeches, they’re hungry for your blood 🎵

In America it’s Safelite repair, Safelite replace

Matt Kirshen- Special Event OVERVIEW Special Event Restrictions 21 and over with valid photo ID Two item minimum purchase per person Seating is first come first served No Coupons or discounts accepted No Backpacks Tickets: Will Call is the ONLY option given when purchasing tickets. We do NOT give physical or digital tickets for entry to our shows. There is nothing to print or pick up ahead of time for entry. Once tickets are purchased, the ONLY thing you will show once doors open is the ticket purchaser’s driver&r...

Matt tickets for Zanies in Jan www.etix.com/ticket/p/656...

It’s Matt and I backstage at the venue. I have my hand on my hip. He is joining at me. My dress has paperclips on it. I’ve made the photo black and white so it looks more arty.

Late Bloomer show 311. Brilliant crowd in Chicago tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support is Matt Kirshen (grab a ticket for his show at Zanies on Jan 13th), my podcast is Standard Issue and mugs are via the USA shop on my website.
Back again tomorrow, a few tickets available (via my website).

KitKat king size

An insensitive backstage snack on this of all weekends

Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is coming to the USA! Explore the latest tour dates and get your tickets to see her live across the country.

Chicago! I’m doing shows in you tonight and tomorrow. Who’s coming?

There are a few tickets available for each show. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

What did you think of Lego Hiroshima mon amour?

What do you mean? There’s been no owl here in over 15 years…

I played their comedy festival and he’s a good guy actually

This isn’t hard: the Nobel Prize for Best Song is just the music and lyrics while Best Record includes the production, recording and mixing.

All my comics have happy endings!

That little plane’s scarily close

I’m not falling for that again

Absolutely! Hope they’re treating you well

Gary Gulman: Grandiloquent - Soho Theatre Gary Gulman’s hilarious new show about insecurity, empathy, self-acceptance and how a thoughtful boy learned to use humour, reading and writing to cope with the consequences of his parents’ blunders.

Londoners! One of the very best, @garygulman.bsky.social is at the @sohotheatre.bsky.social all week
sohotheatre.com/events/gary-...

Me and literally everyone as they turned over that page: “Oh that’s some mirror writing there.”

Re. these brutal jokes, did you ever see when the Armistice crew tried out conference gags at a comedy club?
Start at 2:34:35
youtu.be/c-ZAIcjN0uM?...

Anyway please bring your hand fans (there’s no air conditioning soz!!) and all your male friends and relatives to Matt Kirshen — U Gotta Laff

While I was sadly not selected for the main festival I’m delighted to announce I will be self-producing my show at the Riyadh Fringe.

Sure I’ll lose money because the tent only seats 30, but it’s nice to be in the conversation.

Of course this was before space was corrupted by capitalism 😢