@ignatiousniple.bsky.social
Crunchy on the outside, mushy-mushy on the inside.
Thank you, baby!
02.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I waaaaaaant
02.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sounds delicious 😍
28.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Boooooo!!!
Ma’am, you don’t sound calmed by your chocolate soap… 🤔
Definitely soap
28.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tonight I found & shared w/ a friend a picture of myself from when I felt loved.
Then i sent it to myself as a reminder that the feeling still exists, & will again, even if I don’t feel it right now. It’s ok to set hope down for a minute, but don’t give it up.
I’m hungry but the cat is in my lap so I guess I’m just going to continue to be hungry for a while.
12.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy belated birthday!! 💜
05.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just vacuumed my couch. I need to do that more often.
05.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi!! What @sweetbabette.bsky.social said. Holler at me next time you’re in town. 🙂
25.09.2025 11:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This may be the first deep breath I’ve taken since April.
18.09.2025 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would be worried about you if you didn’t
16.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What odd and slightly unfortunate bagel shadow placement.
12.09.2025 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I managed to misplace a piece of toast this morning. No idea where I put it. That should be fun to find eventually. At least I hadn’t added any schmear yet!
10.09.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Disclaimer: I am (allegedly) a full-fledged adult and just, like, *really* fucking sleepy.
09.09.2025 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’
I dunno… is ‘naps’ a career?
It’s wild that, even when your friends die, instagram continues to let you know that this is an account they follow that you may like.
03.09.2025 03:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0New definition of ‘tinder bro’
30.08.2025 01:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having arguments in my brain with people like I’m prepping a battle strategy for problems that I have no confirmation actually exist yet. So, today is already fun. 🙄
26.08.2025 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I genuinely no longer know what day it is today.
23.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Totally counts!
22.08.2025 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I recommend a margarita
22.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck me; everything hurts.
19.08.2025 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the opposite of chill? Because I am whatever that is right now
18.08.2025 08:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get you a friend like @sweetbabette.bsky.social who tells you ‘wow, you’re gonna feel like shit tomorrow but get your life tonight!’ in times of turmoil that will only be satisfied temporarily by poor decisions and a lot of dairy.
I love you, boo.
Dark Green Tin of Camel Dark Mint Cigarettes on a Wood Table
Legit can’t wait to regret my future decision to smoke this very, very stale, flavored cigarette. Oh, reliving my youth in NJ.
15.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GET IT, GIRL!
08.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to try to get $30K either returned or transferred to another account at the USPS.
What could go wrong? 🤣
Burn, baby, burn
03.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Swiss cheese x 7
03.08.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
