They do practice ritual cannibalism in Delaware. It is one of the many reasons why MD needs to invade and free those people from their evil and tyrannical government.

Unironically sportsbooks should be illegal

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Sen. Glob Dipwad of Racismville, AL gets to say people who live in cities are vermin but if you make a joke about how much these people suck and make everything around them suck someone inevitably posts that stupid cornbread & artisanal pizza meme in your replies. life's not fair like that sometimes

Another important part of #Questiversary is sharing the Unity based Quest Project that @schooliedee.bsky.social has been diligently working on!
If Imagineer won't make Quest 64R+, then the community will ❤️

They’re cooking up bills so bad the CBO economists can’t look at them directly without hurting their eyes

Black and white photo of a lion with text to the left that states “the lion doesn’t concern himself with his check engine light”.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

💫

Once you start playing towers of Hanoi just to put something in the sink it's probably better to just do the dishes

Gandalf: Galadriel sent me to you with tidings. Aragorn, you must fight a horde of ghosts. Legolas, you are about to get gentrified out of Middle Earth by the rise of Men

Gimli: And me? Did she have a message for me!?

Gandalf: Ugh. Yes. She bid me tell "the hair-bearer" that she said hi

Gimli: :D

we can't say for certain that releasing slay the spire 2 would heal this nation's broken heart. but it's important that we try

"you girls" is gender neutral

Firewatch could fix so many people

Walking sims are the most over-hated genre of video game

FACT

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Whose a good little cheese and pepperoni? Is it you? Yes! It's you good boy!

Harris took more shit from the left for campaigning for Liz Cheney without conceding anything to her on policy than Trump took from the right for abandoning the idea of federal abortion restrictions.

Harder to win when the team doesn’t really want it.

I wonder if their shrinking population is part of it.

I don't think the solution here is to have Sarah McBride lose her vote over a bathroom. I think the solution is to trot out the regular army of trans men to go use women's rooms at the Capitol to show them how insane their rules are

They sound great! I believe in them!

1/ “Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, cont..

It depends on how brave you are

He is sooo cute and looks sooo silly with his little tongue sticking out of his mouth!

Great game! Glad you liked it. I'm a fan of all the sequels and recommend Dragon Age II if it's on gamepass.

I'm doing my part!

Reskeet if you actually think I should delete twitter

Volition and endurance are the two skills that directly increase your two health pools. They are very important. Other than that, pick whatever you think is fun. The game is pretty balanced.

I actually want to stop teaching useful things to kids because they dilute my earning power when they become adults.