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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

09.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1239    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

I just never trust these stories. Right wing media is full of

:SIREN: BREAKING BREAKING TEACHER FIRED BY INSANE PINK HAIRED LIB FOR SAYING HAVE A NICE DAY

and then you dig into the story and it's like "oh he did some actually really heinous shit"

I just don't even read these anymore.

16.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Mission Accomplished. Hang the banner.

16.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots to look at here but... both those pronunciations are wrong?

16.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How is this a news article and not just a segment on YKS

16.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medianvoter dot png

16.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I had a huge garbled mess of a corrupted json, tens of thousands of lines. I decided to try my company's Gemini assistant to see if it could parse something. I was impressed! Then I thought "wait, sanity check, Ctrl+f another thing that should closely match" and it was off by thousands.

15.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I admit I love using LLMs when I know the answer and I know the LLM is going to do something stupid.

15.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey dad! Can we have pasta tonight? With Jimmy sauce?"

How do I look him in the eyes and tell him

14.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I was wrong!

14.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dave Foley, to be fair, makes for a very attractive woman

13.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Reggie Bannister’s Hospice Care, organized by Billy Ferguson Reggie Bannister, beloved star of the Phantasm movie franchise, has brought jo… Billy Ferguson needs your support for Support Reggie Bannister’s Hospice Care

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13.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
Ramon Salazar from Resident Evil 4, a dessicated-looking man with grey hair in a tri-corner hat and blue suit with gold flower lapels. He is looking up, imploringly, as if to say, in his not really placeable accent: Charlie Kennedy

Ramon Salazar from Resident Evil 4, a dessicated-looking man with grey hair in a tri-corner hat and blue suit with gold flower lapels. He is looking up, imploringly, as if to say, in his not really placeable accent: Charlie Kennedy

12.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He got to be the editor of his dad's magazine at age 48. I'd honestly be so embarrassed you'd never see me in public again

12.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The efficiency gains are very real. I worry it's also leading to a deadly positive feedback. Instead of "our sprint velocity is 40 and we can get there faster" my company is now saying "well with AI we can expect a 100+ velocity now right?"

12.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black tank top with a crescent moon on it sits on an airplane Alt: a man in a black tank top with a crescent moon on it sits on an airplane. He is uncomfortable with the turbulence

Man I can't believe they cut the deleted scene of their dad messing up the navigation systems

12.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Do You Get It Now, Ben? - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News Do You Get It Now, Ben? - SOME MORE NEWS

Betteridge's Law Of Headlines Episode
youtu.be/LSUNJKsrQOA?...

11.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

People give Peter Jackson a lot of credit for his forced perspective tricks, but Martin Short was the real pioneer with his 'standing on his knees' tactics

11.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Really odd Goodman chose to portray Curly Joe De Rita as his third stooge

10.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... On the tenth anniversary of it happening

10.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If this dude actually got his dream for winner take all house delegations, and the blue wave is as strong as we think, and dems suddenly realise they can win EVERY representative in Texas, he'd ensure a 300+ dem house.

10.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Alexis Wilkins was 16, Kash Patel, the head of the FBI and her boyfriend, was 35

09.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's being brought up that he was convicted of a misdemeanour for bathroom voyeurism" but that's a tame way to describe the case. His victims - who included two children he videotaped taking baths - were awarded 3.25 million dollars.

This is a sick pedophile man who should be in prison.

09.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, Kevin Moncla.

All the absolute worst gutter trash of the 'election fraud!!11!' crowd. How long until Jovan is being given a primetime address from the oval office

09.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a scorigami

09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was an embarrassing super bowl and the NFL needs a crossover rule to let the NFC send two teams to the super bowl in a year like this one

09.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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another beautiful punt

09.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Got a streaker baby

09.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The younger generations, we just played the sporcle quiz nonstop

09.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pinning the patriots within the 5 means they'll actually break out a big pass TD on this drive

09.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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