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Ok here goes:

"Top Secret!" is, pound-for-pound, the funniest movie I have ever seen and it is statistically unlikely that a movie that funny will be made in my lifetime.

Really regret naming my son Tariff
(Pronounced tuh-reef)

You voted to confirm five of Trump’s cabinet picks. You're piss and shit in a blender missing a lid.

All these numbskulls care about is having bibles in every classroom and a pledge of allegiance to the flag before every school day begins. To them this is insignificant collateral damage in the quest to fulfill the Project 2025 Christian version of an Islamic caliphate.

I was recently asked "Who is someone you've never met but who you somehow love with all your heart?" and my immediate answer was Phil Margera.

This is fucking gestapo shit and it's just the beginning

The US gov't has begun slashing $400 million in grants funding from #ColumbiaUniversity and my buddies Pete Venkman and Ray Stantz were among the first to be culled.

One time I bought something on eBay just to throw it away because I was sick of seeing it in search results for like 2 years

“It’s smells like updog in here.”
“What’s updog?”
*BANG*

A great movie.

I ordered a pound of baloney from my deli and they gave me a bag of Rage Against the Machine CDs

I like Rage Against the Machine's debut album Rage Against the Machine because the bass playing sounds like when I slap my limp 12-inch dong around the inside of a urinal.

I don't know what's itchier, John Wayne's trigger finger or my asshole.

(this site sucks too)

"I dunno man, I think this ghost pepper is a dud. I don't really feel the burn. How's yours treating you?"

Me:

There was something about a 17th century English diarist smooshing his clackers that made me think of Dennis B. Admittedly I don't know you IRL and this knee-jerk CC'ing was based solely on how my mind has aggregated the "vibe" of your tweet history

I just read a bit in Samuel Pepys' diaries where he says he crossed his legs too fast and crushed his balls (or ‘cods’ as he calls them) so bad that he immediately had to leave work and was in so much pain the next day he couldn’t leave the house.

cc: @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

YouTube video by Confusion In Motion Roger Waters - What God Wants, Part III

It wasn't until I heard this solo on the Roger Waters song "Amused to Death III" that #JeffBeck became an instant favorite. I was lucky to see him a few times in my day and I will always revere him. One of a kind. RIP. A grim anniversary for sure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNcF...

"Sunshine Smile" by Adorable is one of the best songs I have ever heard and this is a genre of music I generally don't care for and I don't even know what genre it is https://youtu.be/Ffbg0a2x3Aw

You buy this yet or do I have to #do it #for #you?

And the album was called "Greatest Hits"

Man I am telling you... I don't even know how I was turned on to it, but it's an indispensable slice of Americana. I actually dream of buying the rights to it for a movie or something

You ever read "You Can't Win" by Jack Black (no, not that one)?

Do.

Pssssttt. Non-Scots BlueSky people. Limmy's Show is the best. https://youtu.be/0k3tsb2owY8

1990 Live in Berlin "Mother" by Sinéad O'Connor & The Band; accordion by Garth Hudson, vocals by Rick Danko & Levon Helm; Roger Waters Mother The Wall Live at Berlin

Hi BlueSkyers! Sinead, The Band (Rick Danko, Levon Helm, and Garth Hudson), and Roger Waters performing 'Mother' at The Wall Live in Berlin, 1990. Pretty good! https://youtu.be/QRbKXACBaoc

Hi! I'm the new king of BlueSky. Need anything? Give me a shout. Cheers!

Oh man, what a score! Were the free transfers still lurking within?

(You are the first person I have replied to on here. I realize this is a massive honor, but I trust you shan't buckle under the weight)

(seriously though, what a score!)