A clown, but not the evil one.

That's fair. If I had to spend more than two hours a week in the same room as Stephen Miller it'd probably destroy the life force of my body like Theoden from the Lord of the Rings.

In your defense, there's a reason I used to call Bannon "The Fifth Horseman, Gout" and nobody had it in them to disagree. I woulda been got by that image, too.

Solid hit, especially given the size difference. He's got decent technique. Lang seems like an impressive level of weirdo, honestly.

We might get a three way play-off for the Yusho. What I'm curious about tonight is Yoshinofuji versus Tokihayate. Both of them really kicked it into overdrive in the second week, curious to see how they'll deal with each other tonight.

This was such a slugfest. And that opening charge was raw as hell. The Shimpan was also clearly loving the spirit, honestly.

Speaking as a kid who grew up broke some years, Little Caesar's provides the essential service of being able to let your kids stuff themselves and have a pizza party when you're sweating making rent. And yes, the first owner was a damn good person to boot.

It was always a dumb, hollow threat, from dumb, hollow people.

"We'd like to set up an internment camp on the reservation," like, even fro this Admin's pinhead brigade, that is some audaciously dumb shit.

Yeah, with Munch finding a weird correspondence between flight records with three other extremely wealthy people and a general because the feds actually were looking the other way.

Seafood Aspic, like criminal immunity for rich weirdos, is a dark path that only leads to unpleasant bathroom odors and lasting sorrow.

The exception to the rule is if said parent got arrested for badass stuff. Case in point, Coretta Scott-King is usually worth reading.

If someone manages to dunk on me that hard with jokes older than the Polio Vaccine, I'm gonna need a whole new kind of therapy.

If you're trying to rehab the image, Vince is probably not the best direction to look to.

Fundamentally, a lot of the transphobes are obviously, unhealthily obsessed over tier bullshit, and it leads to delusions of grandeur/weird saviour complexes.

I'd also accept the "Dunn with this case" or "beat the wrap special."

The phantom needs to be something sweet enough that the actual high-proof booze in it sneaks up on you. Given the themes of purple and black, if I were doing it myself, I think soju, grape juice for color, splash of plum liquer, maybe?

I'm quite happy for y'all, but I do wonder how it'll effect your brains. He's easily the sanest person to occupy the office this century, so there might be some drastic shifts.

While Mamdani is the main event tonight, a large number of democrat victories occured in just about every election that happened today. Every Democrat should be ready to focus on fighting Trump, if they want to engage their voters.

It's gonna be weird watching New Yorkers deal with a mayor they like as a human being.

A shame, really. It should have been reported from the Hague doctors instead of his next of kin.

In all seriousness, this was a friggin' great bit. Good luck, and may New York finally elect a mayor they don't want to light on fire on a bi-weekly basis.

Nothing says "aloof" like "let's organize a scavenger hunt for funsies."

That's unfair. Jack Nicholson can actually act, unlike these yahoos.

Makes sense, ADHD meds are usually "uppers," so going off and on again will send the brain whizzing through the skull, for lack of a less tortured analogy.

Somebody else pointed out this might help: bsky.app/profile/ricd...

Sharing this for the streamers I follow who leave vods on the youtubes.

Cuomo's lack of concern about consent extends to image rights, too. I wish this were the worst thing about him, but the list is long.

I'd need a three pound sledge to do that kind of damage.

All I'm saying is if we're so eager to draft some white dude to play working-class hero, my past is much lower on skeletons and I did retail through the year of Covid, so I'm tougher than any Blackwater operator.

I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.