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@someotherwill.bsky.social

writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much

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AI is auto-tune for karaoke. It's paint-by-numbers. It's colorforms. AI is Guitar Hero. It's as creative as a book of Mad Libs and as original as the results of an afternoon sip and paint. AI is the Lincoln Log cabin of design. It is the digital gentrification of human thought and originality.

21.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The viability of a design is not simply a technical or even economic evaluation but rather a political one. A technology is deemed viable if it conforms to the existing relations of power.” -David Noble

18.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And UK immigrantion waves were dominate through to the 19th century. Hence the Right's (ridiculous) claim of that being the US culture.

17.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are quite ambitious, aren't you. You do realize that normal non-homophobic, non-transphobic people out number your sort by a lot, don't you.

15.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see why people question the provenance of this writing but not only has he had ample opportunity to practice his peenmanship, we have no way of knowing how many tries it took to get this version.

15.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shared (different) elevators with Lou Reed, Nicole Kidman, Guillermo del Toro, and Robert Altman. David Byrne almost ran me over with his bicycle once.

14.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Couldn't have said it better myself." - The Onion

14.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Help find lost dogs" was definitely not the only pitch seriously considered by a marketing dept brainstorming an AI security ad campaign, but I'm pretty sure the geniuses signing the checks thought it was the most wholesome and above reproach.

14.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about the corporate shift away from DEI is that it's also about discouraging diversity of thought.

14.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You did nothing and it's not over.

12.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pam Bondi sounded a little different before she started doing Trump's bidding.

11.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 27

There used to be people who did this, you know? Sketch artists, photographers. How is removing all the humans from the process creating acce... Oh shit, SCOTUS is a cabal of cyborgs, aren't they?!

12.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for protecting the identity of that poor innocent dog though

11.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait... he's only 28?

10.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy is he targeting us?” asked Valentina Gojcaj, who owns two rent-stabilized apartment buildings in the Bronx. β€œThis is my investment and something I expect to retire on. What happens to me when I can no longer afford to run these buildings?”

(Hold on, looking for my tiny violin)

07.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about we put the WaPo opinion section out to pasture instead and call it even

07.02.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

INXSive Force

06.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Home LaMoncloa.gob.es. Official site for the President of the Government of Spain and the Council of Ministers.

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05.02.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Home LaMoncloa.gob.es. Official site for the President of the Government of Spain and the Council of Ministers.

www.lamoncloa.gob.es/lang/en/pagi...

05.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andy you walked right into that one mate

05.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

05.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not just hallucination when AI makes shit up. It's all hallucination. Or none of it, since something needs to have consciousness in order to hallucinate.

04.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a ridiculous conclusion to draw from this data. Of COURSE older males produce more offspring than older females. Of COURSE couples where the male partners have established careers, lower sex drives, and less life expectancy are happy!

04.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching-eye effect - Wikipedia

New plan: everyone wear watching eyes

03.02.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Video of the electrified audiences leaving sold out screenings or it didn't happen.

03.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ran into Mann at lunch on the mix stage and he goes "I've worked with you before." -Nope, this is the first film. "No, I know it's not." - Same movie, different year. It mattered to him because PRACTICALLY NO ONE cares to repeat the experience.

02.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I worked on "Public Enemies." It was unpleasant for most involved and went way over schedule (which apparently is normal for Mann). At one point I left for a prior commitment but was rehired a few months later....

02.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got. Damn.

02.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relatedly, if a politician takes a donation from a PAC or lobby, they aren't legally required to do their job differently, right?

So take their money and continue to work against their interests. No refunds.

01.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that there is so much money in politics is bad.

The reality that so many politicians can be bought for so little is worse.

Like, I dunno, at LEAST hold out for $5mil cash to vote against your own platform.

01.02.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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