Will Ralston (they/he)

Starts like notes, ends like a rough draft.

As long as they vote to eat the rich...

So busy loading up ANOTHER question about the indictment that it took you a minute to realize she wasn't there anymore. Just because you have a list of questions written down doesn't mean you need to ask them all. Try listening to the answers before proceeding.

What's David going as?

Billionaires Buying Elections: They’ve Come to Collect - Americans For Tax Fairness KEY FINDINGS Just 100 billionaire families poured a record-breaking $2.6 billion into federal elections in 2024, one of every six dollars spent altogether by all candidates, parties and committees.  T...

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Dreamt last night that the government started building mini-pentagons inside HOAs.

It's a culture so inherently toxic and racist that we not only don't care but don't even bother to find out what our enemies'symbols mean before we co-opt them for ourselves. You wouldn't understand, bro.

I also wouldn't vote for a candidate with a Grateful Dead skull tattoo who didn't realize that's what it was and never liked the band. I'm not a hypocrite.

Plantner's tattoo side by side with SS Totenkopf (1934-1945). Appear to be identical.

One of a million variations of the Grateful Dead skull tattoo and the closest comparison I could find (many have colors, roses, etc). Still not even close to looking like Plantner's tattoo.

Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?

There are two Nobu branches in Manhattan. If Qatar can buy Donnie a jet, why are they cheaping out on sushi? If I were Mamdani, I'd seriously reevaluate this relationship.

Peter "I love Hitler" Guinta is the same age Adolf Hitler was when he first established himself as head of the Nazi party. You know - just a boy being a boy.

WTF, NYT: Is this a headline or a Page 6 blind item? The video "appears" to be AI? Are you implying he might have actually piloted a jet while wearing a crown and bombing crowds with shit?

ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!

I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.

They are TERRIFIED right now.

You mad cause hers is bigger? Careful, you're gonna bust a ball handling it like that!

Family Resource Network of Bloomsburg No Kings speech 101825 FRN Member Will Ralston speaks at the No Kings Rally in Bloomsburg, October 18, 2025.

My speech for the Family Resource Network of Bloomsburg at today's No Kings rally in Bloomsburg, PA

Claire the pink axolotl

Me speaking from the courthouse steps

Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:

TL;DR no.

Factchecking The White House “Mythbuster” on Medicaid Cuts and Immigrants On June 2, 2025, The White House posted a “Mythbuster” fact sheet in defense of the House-passed reconciliation bill. However, the sheet is full of inaccuracies and advances more myths than facts—t…

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Now I'm super curious: What is an example of a storyline where the light cycles were just inserted? Like, did they make any sense there or were the characters in the show watching TV and the light cycles were on?

#spoutible, I'm sorry I strayed. Who has a whole ass whale and goes off chasing a flimsy little butterfly?

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How can her face simultaneously not age a day while every thought she has spoil like raw milk as soon as she writes it?

TIL how to unlock character limits. Great story!

And she's only got the one language to do!

News Alert: Irony is not dead.

Cute candle. Consistently enforce the TOS.

*Defense* leads to overreach and mission creep? Defense?!? Like we started out defending democracy but we got carried away and now we're like the helicopter parents of democracy? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!