Phlegmmanuel

That's the stuff Duke.

one-issue voter demanding white house renovations

Gonna watch a half inning of baseball

we live in a fried chicken tendy golden age. it says nothing good about major league baseball the best official tendy sponsor they can get is dairy queen

I guess someone heard from Tylenol’s lawyers.

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

They literally ruin everything they touch

Yes. All the empirics on misinformation indicate that the way to defeat bad ideas is to mock and marginalize them. Constantly declaring "hey the far right isn't so bad" is a terrible strategy both morally and electorally.

Dems should be way more comfortable saying "look at these fucking psychos"

This is a good way to put it. I'm not going to write anyone off as an irredeemable human being but as a political matter, the American right is animated by bigotry and misinformation. It just is.

Concept: guy who is the type of biblical literalist who believes the injunctions in the Pauline epistles only apply to people living in the literal towns they were addressed to

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

Clicke "like" on my workes, ye mightye, and subscrybe.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Old El Paso Ramen and Totinos Ramen

Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart

part of the reason grokipedia exists is the sentiment illustrated by this post

they're literally the only thing you can buy at 7/11 that a union soldier would recognize

Venezuela claims it has captured CIA-linked mercenaries plotting a “false flag” attack to justify US military action.

This is likely to be more effective too because many straight up do not know that their state program (Cal Fresh, etc) is SNAP.

parallel: "the problem with trans women in women's bathrooms is men pretending to be trans to go into bathrooms" once again, your problem is not trans women it is men and i am not sure how the issue of male rapists is relevant to whether transition should be covered by insurance

The main problem with Johnathan smith at msu is that he hates his job. He was happy in his little west coast football sandbox with zero expectations or pressure where everyone loved him. He walked into the worlds most insecure fanbase in the midst oh an existential crisis and doesn’t get it at all

They think they can do this and just not lose any votes. There are rural Americans in every state who voted for Trump and are about to go hungry because their food stamps are suspended while the president controls all 3 branches of government

Brian Kelly has the perfect amount of perpetual aggrievement to be MSU’s head football coach

Aaron Rodgers in a bright yellow uniform

it’s The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Paul with the turnover buffs

Do. This. Food banks can make so much more of your money than you can. They are pros.

It’s quite impressive how Mamdani has pulled almost every Dem into his coalition, not him into theirs. He keeps the door open for everyone but true enemies (Adams, Cuomo) & rather than try to extort a Hochul into a promise, he just puts her onstage & lets the popular will confront her. Amazing.

This is a huge test of our democracy. What happens next will set the tone for 2028. We have arrived at the moment that everyone has been warning us about. We are about to learn if the few guardrails remaining will prevail and if a man who has done so much damage will leave office peacefully.