Tickled Catastrophe

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'

- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest

Go eat salad with a comb, Amy.

KIDNAPPED. You don’t arrest a child. The word you’re looking for is KIDNAPPED.

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

I think people underestimate how big this is. Like a city-wide strike is not something that has happened in the US for nearly 100 years

Frog and Toad hide the cookies in a box. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

I’m just saying, the world would be a lot cooler if we were surfing through space on a giant turtle.

#⏰🐘🧵

This year I'm going to focus my energy on achieving my dream aesthetic: wandering, 70s, urban legend, 'on a night like tonight', hitchhiking ghost

Took a break from watching 90s figure skating videos to look at the news and ummm yeah anyone wanna talk about the artistry of Michelle Kwan

Temu united states clearance everything must go!

2026 in one ad

Sorry I’m late and regret coming

when you protect your peace so hard you don’t even have an emergency contact anymore.

Both good and bad for the human spirit that there’s a lot of truly terrible stuff happening but we’re still taking the time to argue about really dumb shit

Sometimes I don't know who runs me either.

A24 levels of Sunday Scary.

Since there were no after school specials on the weekend we had to resist all of the destructive temptations of adolescence on our own, often by taking a shitload of safe non-addictive specials

I’m the human equivalent of a hiccup.

my anti-depressants are in a polycule.

I think one way to know which world leaders are actually evil dictators and which ones are just guys is if they can dance or not

Like crows pecking through your garbage cans, these are the days of our lives

January is the Monday of the year.

Stranger Things but it’s set in Letterkenny

Sir Isaac Newton: "If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants."

Me: (can't see at all because the cat knocked my glasses behind the toilet)

weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings

"America is an oil company with an army."

—George Carlin

I used to think it was “comma toast” instead of “comatose.” It seemed nice to take time off to eat bread after a traumatic brain injury.

Walking into the ocean sounds so relaxing right now