Adam

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

Sauce Castillo, the good ol days

My non-gendered greeting will now be “webs up, amazing friends”, that way everyone is equally offended.

the federal government is running ethnic terror pogroms executed by washed out skinheads

Perfect no notes

ooooh the government chose to integrate mechahitler because elon musk was mentioned in the epstein files!

In retrospect, I think it was a bad idea to take the meanest, dumbest, and most selfish person and also make them the most powerful person.

ICE is wearing Meta's camera glasses.

How do I make a living playing magic? Also I have kids to support and I am not good at magic.

I miss nyc all the time, but I feel very sad I won’t get to vote for you. Shana Tovah ✌️

Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.

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times like these are a great time to remember this quote from Dan Savage:

"During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, protested in the afternoon, and danced all night. The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for"

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Damn it that is so smart!! 🔥

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

1. starving people 2. denying people healthcare and they die 3. denying people shelter 4. increasing police budgets

Assassination isn't the only form of political violence.

I’m an avid listener of yours. This take is so reprehensible and disappointing.

IF this is true-- and it's a big if, remember who is running the FBI right now-- please be aware that back when I was monitoring 8chan and later Terrorgram, this is EXACTLY what Nazis urged their followers to do.

They encouraged each other to do mass murder and then frame the left for it.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

so the president who is intentionally tanking the economy, ordering the military invasion of american cities and indiscriminately sending innocent people to foreign slave labor camps is also in the child rape brag book of the worlds most notorious pedophile? is all that correct?

The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to:

•admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states
•abolish ICE
•grant citizenship to any immigrant
•disband the 5th Circuit
•expand the Supreme Court

Seriously: Why the hell not?

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not

This is more anti-Semitic than anything Mamdani has said or is accused of saying.