Eleanor

Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.

Tweet screenshot: Laundry Del Rey @moontruther34 Follow I'm not autistic but when I worked fine dining l had this thing where if I didn't know what to say I'd ask myself what a cartoon butler would say in that scenario and it worked really well Quoted tweet: lonelyfag15 @lonelyfag15 •1d why don't autistic people make behaving appropriately and predictably in social situations their special interest 2:35 PM • 7/9/25 • 17K Views

a) this is a very funny joke and
b) this is literally why girls are so underdiagnosed, that’s exactly what we do

I need to understand who we’re allowed to call for the deaths of, because I’ve seen a lot of airtime given to people who want to drown children in the English Channel for example.

Where does your MP stand on disability cuts? ✂️

someone on tiktok shared this spreadsheet on where MPs stand with regards to the benefit cuts!

check yours, and email them if they’re either unclear or voting for the cuts, and you can also send in info to update the spreadsheet

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

A pile of grumpy plush frogs and an actively angry plush turtle

When the auld lads get to the pub and all their seats are taken.

Where does she propose the children who aren’t selected go? Down the mines?

Not on my lawn!!

Finally some good news

A modern re-make of a Roman tile makers experiences, in Gaul circa 120 AD.

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A cartoon showing various activity at an airport, including an extorted luxury jet, an exploding X rocket, a ketamine enthusiast wheeling a barrow of money to his plane, many ICE officers -- some taking people to an El Salvador plane, another with a zip-tied child being blocked by a federal judge -- scientists boarding a plane to Europe, a medical self-educator covered with pox, and more. All the people are represented by various animals. The story is made in the style of a Richard Starry children's book. Alt text borrowed from Mastodon..

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport”

By Ruben Bolling

Genius. Click in.

don't normally repost what terfs are up to but this is very funny. at least two of them look highly embarrassed as though they were paid to be there or their mums made them go

A map of the UK, colour-coded to show which counties I have lived in, visited and passed through.

Fun little waste of time. Need to go to Wales at some point (probably should have achieved this while living in Liverpool). smstone0.github.io#/uk-map

He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.

For us it was AMMMM but you also put your top teeth over your bottom lip as if you were about to make a “f” or “v” sound?? So it came out more like an ammmv? Darlington, co. Durham in the 90s.

These days, you’ll be banned from the barbers for saying you’re English.

4000 signatures in less than 5 hours

Comic of a cat saying, in successive panels, "Hey. HEY. Nothing is wrong. All of my needs are met. I want for nothing. I am waited on hand and foot. I live in a cat paradise." In the final panel, the cat is standing on the back of a person in bed, pillow over head, trying to sleep, and yelling, "Console me at once!"

jesus has arisen

Bert has been in a permanent state of “being silly” since we adopted him.

The process of selecting a new Pope.

Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover physical transition, including hormone treatment and surgery, as...

2 petitions. Govt will probably ignore, but let's get numbers up anyway.

Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services - petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Allow transgender people to self-identify their legal gender - petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

368 Chickens So many chickens

Loving this new puzzle game 368chickens.com

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Bissau 10% Palau 10% Avalon (UK) 10% Fiji 32% Tyree (UK) 10% Isles of Ebony (UK) 10% Peru 10% Cebu (Philippines) 17% Babylon (Iraq) 39% Bali (Indonesia) 32% Cali (Colombia) 10% Beneath the Coral Sea (Australia) 10% Ebudæ (UK) 10% Khartoum (Sudan) 10% Deep Sea of Clouds 10% Island of the Moon (Madagascar) 47% The Ross Dependency (Antarctica) 10% Tripoli (Libya) 31%

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

A yeet onto feet!!

Or even just siphon off the hormones we have! I don’t need all this oestrogen, I’m not doing anything with it. Hand it out!

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it