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My consulting fee is $6mm/hr, thanks

Just finished Hilary Mantel’s A Place of Greater Safety and feeling so sad for my homie Camille Desmoulins damn

These World Series announcers are so horny for The Dodgers how are they not being arrested for public indecency

geddy lee is such a huge baseball fan that he donated his collection of Negro Leagues signed baseballs to the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum, and we're watching the Jonas Brothers instead

I’m ok with the colonel replacing all the poser Marlins Fans.

Excited to be in the postseason! Got my "Built for Fall" sweatshirt, looks great! My only concern is my team loses, and haters photoshop it to "Built to Fall" or "Built for Fail" or even the dreaded "Built to Fail," and that they'll target my teammates with the saddest faces. Seems unlikely, though.

lol dodgers

For the record my favorite adaptation is the music video for Don’t Come Around Here No More.

Still haunted by this three days later: at a screening of Jan Švankmajer’s Alice — because I only watch cinema — and overheard two 20somethings agree that their favorite Alice in Wonderland is the Tim Burton one. I’m freaked out again just writing about it.

Congrats to the Anti Defamation League for filling the Chaim Rumkowski-sized hole in our lives!

I’ve withstood mfin Plumpy’s bs for too long. Give me my eclair.

How I know there are less than 45 people using this: I logged on and one of the glitterati was retweeting my freshman-year college roommate

I saw American Movie and believed until the credits that Mark Borchardt was playing a character—a larger-than-life version of himself, to be sure, but I was certain it was a character in a fiction