Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

going to channel @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social when i say that it is bad that the gatekeepers of political discourse are indifferent to serial dishonesty

Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say?
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.

“We are fighting human animals.”

Yoav Gallant, former Israeli defense minister, is visiting the US. Listen to what he said about Gaza two years ago.

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Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

The funny thing about the concept of “virtue signaling” is that it doesn’t actually deny that certain things are virtuous.

(watching a population vigorously oppose subsidizing the welfare state while also maintaining one of the world’s largest prison systems) these are people who love to be free

”this person I see doing a good thing must be virtue signaling” reveals a lot about the speaker. “I cannot even imagine having unselfish motives,” “empathy is alien to me,” and so forth

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

However, some experts the Times spoke with questioned if Mr. Nibbles had glowing red eyes or a top hat full of bats

If our TV networks had not been captured by the right wing, some very easy journalism would be to play this clip besides a very not on fire Portland and then tell viewers that the President of the United States is living in an alternate reality.

You are looking cheugy, Mr Bond

Heads they win, tails we lose

Huge hoist at the petard factory

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

finally, a girlboss who really believes in freedom! Unlike Cheeto Hitler, who has been vaporizing fishermen [touches earpiece]

A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.

Let’s save money by building a complex means testing apparatus to sift out the many bankers who choose to ride the bus, a wise man said

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

excited to return to brunch, where we can support rightwing freaks abroad

I'm at the epistemological closure, I'm at the changing material realities, I'm at the ccccccccombination epistemological closure and changed material reality

it’s kind of wild that Kristi Noem goes anywhere or says anything without someone being like hey you shot a dog

In a just world, there would be a trap door leading to the Hague

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

essentially no one looks worse in all this than Biden, followed closely by the tiresome, morally bankrupt blue wave scolds who shouted at all of us about how Biden couldn’t do anything

Honestly weird that Trump hates George Soros given the shared interest in Argentine currency manipulation

Routinely calling your political opponents “terrorists,” after two decades of America drooling to kill terrorists/it being legal to do so, is inconsistent with nonviolent politics