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Alright lemme try Bluesky again. I have thoughts to send into the void, but I never need to go back to Twitter.

I don’t have shit to say but here I am, babes. Back. Because Twitter REALLY fucking sucks

Wild (but also unsurprising) that Sesame Street put out a better statement than any of our lawmakers.

How much do I love my son??

I love him this much.

That’s my litmus test for if someone’s really my friend.

Do I feel comfortable being silly? Cool, we’re friends.

Journalism and theater/choir nerd 🤓

I need Blue Sky to start telling me the news and THEN I can leave Twitter

Drinking after 30 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

My body should REWARD me for responsibly moderating the amount of poison I put in it, not give me hours of heartburn this morning 😭

I don’t know how close I ever actually was, but on this very plain, mundane, nothing-special night, I’m suddenly filled with gratitude that I stuck around. And that I don’t feel that way lately.

Just got an “elevated heart rate” notification from my Apple Watch after seeing the words “Ashton Kutcher” and “cancel culture” in the same sentence.

I stg people think celebrities are their friends.

I’m legitimately so sad for Britney Spears. Not one trustworthy person in her life not out to use her.

Loving people with mental illness can be hard and idk what happened in that relationship but god DAMN is it bold to just publicly threaten blackmail against someone who’s already been so abused.

If podcasts have taught me anything it’s that anyone can do it with Square Space (TM)!

Hell yes!!! This will be such a game changer for you.

The weird pressure I out on myself to not copy my exact tweets to Blur Sky so I don’t annoy the same 30 people on different platforms

I need iPhone to stop un-capitalizing letters just because I used punctuation. A lot of my yelling includes apostrophes.

“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“9/11”

“9/11 Who?”

“YOU SWORE YOU’D NEVER FORGET”

So, I've hit a point where no matter how busy all three jobs are, Uber is bleeding me dry from saving anything to get back on my feetand getting a car.

Please feel free to donate or share my link:

https://gofund.me/241f98e6

Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided

Do not go gentle into that good night

I know tomorrow is Sunday but it’s worth maybe trying to call the bank Monday and ask wtf is up with that. I’m sorry you’re having to deal with all this shit

That shouldn’t even be legal after the check clears, what the fuck?

I’m a little bit high but I THINK a bitch just saw someone suggest that that because this Victor Wembanyama situation wouldn’t have occurred when she had no rights, Britney’s conservatorship was fine and cool.

Ohio has no right

Bring Meijer to North Carolina, you cowards

Different vibe entirely if he was just Bill Wonka, damned glad to meet you. Firm handshake. Knows your grandad.

Gotta workshop a joke about the local Notary’s Association rebranding themselves as a SEAL team

We have a real opportunity to start over here. There’s gotta be another way.

I just want us all to agree that we’re no longer encouraging anyone to say anything louder for the people in the back, nor thanking anyone for attending our TEDTalk

God damnit we can’t edit skeets either.

Was she wrong?