The traveling bard

It's already two weeks into 2025, smh my head

Happy new years, I was in the tavern like this last night but alas, no Hobbits came in.

New years eve is about to hit like a truck

I have a problem

Need a band of bards who all look like this legend

Tarot readings have been wild lately

Merry crimbus

Just hit a Christmas Carol hater going 70mph in my wagon. Such a splendid Christmas eve RN. It ran right up on the road. I love this year so much.

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I've been tucked into the WoW rabbit hole, it's joever for me 😔

😔

It's worse for you than any witches brew I've ever had.

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Do NOT eat the Steve-O hot sauce. I'm fighting for my life rn

This freeze has only made this more and more true

That's beautiful, a masterpiece

Side quests have been going on too long lately

A steadfast man
A failed son
Wanderer without a plan
Job is yet to be done

We up smoking that bing pack

My Spotify wrapped doesn't look right this year

Led zeppelin at 4 is based

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PSA: Don't mix soups kids

Alphabetti spaghetti and clam chowder, did it once and i haven't been the same since.

On main??? For free???

Bars

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I'll train to be a pilot specifically for that majestic spacecraft

True

Many days gone and passed
Memories fly by with haste
Years gone by too fast
Better to not them go to waste

Maybe the adventurers are planning a surprise party for one of them and don't want to get the timing wrong

There's spaghetti on my sweater already

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I brought a tool but it ended up being the wrong one

Bones weak and weary
Muscles tired and sore
Head sore, eyes teary
Can't wait to do more