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*string of curse words* hehehehehe i’m the greatest warrior thats ever lived

this is what video games are about

Where I come from that gets you a raise (he said from Athens, GA).

“My guy just wants to dive into and swim around a vault of gold coins and precious gemstones Scrooge McDuck style! Mine baby mine!”

I have thousands of dollars of Thomas the Train shit in my attic, so you have my sympathy…

Coming soon from the psychos at NOAA

I still remember my dad watching me and my brother play it on Christmas morning and saying “videogames will never look better than this.”

I’ll allow it.

Arkansas fires Pittman, names Petrino interim Arkansas has fired coach Sam Pittman after a blowout home loss to Notre Dame and named Bobby Petrino as interim coach.

Alright, Kirby. It’s time.
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It could be a meltdown. It could also be that they both just suck. 🤷

Fuck Bama! Very excited for half their fanbase to become Ohio State fans or LSU fans or whatever.

Not that they need yet another name, but the Auburn War Tide would be pretty badass…

Well don't I feel stupid

He already has a bunker and plenty of pistols. Just sayin’.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

True, but they’ll have to deal with the fallout (at least insomuch as they care about actually supporting their children — which is, admittedly, probably not that much at the end of the day).

Love to completely fuck up the future of hundreds of thousands of kids and then just bounce…

The equivalent of the mouth-breathing douchebag in high school that puts their finger an inch from your face and dances around saying “Not touching. Can’t get mad!”

Pathetic.

If no one will honor you by commissioning a bronze statue, you must simply become one yourself.

“Open corruption is good actually.”

My dad would frequently say that he didn’t really like music while I was growing up. But he owned exactly one tape: “The Raw & The Cooked” by Fine Young Cannibals. And he played it. Always. He was a strange dude.

“The United Kingdom reminds me of this story I know called ‘The Puppy Who Lost His Way’…”

Stupid Rotten Tomatoes critics are just a bunch of Franks.

But at what cost, Greg? At what cost?

lololol

“The only way the nation can heal is if you let us just do all the heinous shit we want to do. Why won’t you let us heal?!?!?”

Fun Fact: You can be incredibly intelligent and still have shit takes on almost everything.

Outside the “Not a dog person” thing, I couldn’t agree more.

Went to a college whose biggest donor is Chick-fil-a and I still wound up a leftist 🤷

Must just be learning about stuff.

In my limited experience coaching middle school football and basketball (and my own kids when they were little), it’s the Bobby Knight Effect. Put somebody in charge that doesn’t really know what they’re doing and they just emulate what they’ve seen called “good coaching”.