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The Sheeran Limit (the quantum of virality you need as an online content creator to have Ed Sheeran on as a guest) is dropping drastically.

14.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God help me, I'm enjoying a Jason Derulo song.

01.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Filing a lawsuit against the estate of Tom Lehrer for failing to all go together when we go.

28.07.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially fun if you say it with a Yosemite Sam voice in your head.

25.07.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

23.07.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20273    πŸ” 2226    πŸ’¬ 438    πŸ“Œ 97

Just saw the Spinal Tap 2 trailer. On the one hand, death by cameo. On the other hand, they had sense enough to get Chris Addison. I'm cautiously optimistic.

25.07.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a pity it's the NBA offseason right now. I have a feeling a photo of LeBron James whining to a referee with the caption 'LeBubu' won't hit the same by the time October rolls around.

20.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steely Dan, and if they're not touring, Sabrina Carpenter.

18.07.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Taylor, if anyone was curious.

17.07.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again - it's such a shame that Anthony Kiedis sullied the title 'Blood Sugar Sex Magik' before it could be used for an L. Ron Hubbard biopic.

16.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the most obscure thing you quote?

I don't know if playing in my head constitutes quoting to myself, but this song occupies far too much space in my brain. youtu.be/x81du4NMHZ0?...

10.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The words 'cold collation', till now a simple, innocent phrase I came across in a Blandings book long ago, have never held more menace than they do now.

07.07.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New fear unlocked.

07.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First I'm hearing of Kushandwizdom Gandhi. The name sounds Gujarati enough, I suppose.

01.07.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Garden girl.

01.07.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just heard about the F1 movie. Sounds intriguing.

29.06.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like when an ad answers its own question.

18.06.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

07.06.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2466    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh hey, Sinners is on streaming. Time to get The Rocky Road To Dublin stuck in my head for a week again.

06.06.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@samreich.bsky.social

06.06.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of an email with a message informing me that I have been on LiveJournal for 20 goddamn years.

A screenshot of an email with a message informing me that I have been on LiveJournal for 20 goddamn years.

<crumbles into dust>

04.06.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to have several drinks about this, and there's still 3 days to go until the weekend. This is torture.

03.06.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering my complicated history of watching the IPL (one of the last times my dad and I bonded was over the miserable 2009 final, and I was able to stream the 2019 final on my phone with my mum in her hospital room, two days before she died), I'm not quite sure how to feel right now.

03.06.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

vanessa carlton is still out there somewhere, playing that piano in the back of that truck. think it's circling a boise suburb rn

02.06.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Big enough that the current 40-inch TV looks just right. This is all just idle speculation :)

02.06.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the market for a new TV, sorted by price on a whim. Wondering what a 98-inch monstrosity would look like in my living room.

02.06.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's mass appeal vs. critical darling. Monkees vs. Kinks, MJ vs. Prince. There is no wrong answer, if you ask me, but I lean towards Baker Street.

31.05.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(with Arranged Marriage by Apache Indian playing in my head all the while, I might add)

31.05.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a bag of Peppy Cheese Balls for the first time in decades, and I was instantly transported to the early 1990s. Frantically looking online for peanut chews and Gold Spot right now.

31.05.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished Eminent Hipsters. Donald Fagen is a deeply funny writer and somewhat of an asshole, neither of which should really come as a surprise.

20.05.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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