Tom Badgerlock

in the beginning there was Boxo the Flame, who went in guns blazing, and Yada the Sly, who took the stealthy approach, while Gumbert the Wise did toil upon his support abilities

me too man

Gackt heard a moving story about a brave young woman beset by gamers and intervened

it contained an enemy biomech made from imprinted radio chatter and patterns of a shot down comrade, which was chilling enough that I never forgot it. it was killing them and they were hearing it on the radio going “[friend’s name]. one down. tee hee hee!” the rest was pretty forgettable

what’s the use. he’s right

My girlfriend plays Akoomer I know, I know, it’s serious

it isn’t too late to become a lawyer

🫶🏻

(breathless) SAINT CLOTH MYTH

the only mass accelerator I want to hear about is skipping the homily at Christmas

I know an at-at hate to see her coming

I thought I was joking! I ought to have known

A Lvl 99 Red Mage Came Out Of My Boiler And My Insurance Won’t Cover It! Life Next Door To Another World

Life In Another World As A Tax Lawyer - The Hours Are Tough But At Least I Got To Marry An Elf

they call me the sacrament

keep wanting there to be a way to finish my novel without having time or energy to work on it. like an alchemist googling “magnum opus easy” “philosopher stone tutorial reddit” “perform alchemy without exchange of equivalents”

don’t be ridiculous. it’s obviously Gourmet Boner Kitchen

(someone who I just emailed asking for their input calls me) Christ! What is it now!?

I hope Pac takes this guy to task

OLD VALYRIAAAA REST IN PEEEEACE

birdmen need to look out for men

I’m working late, cause I’m a wizard 🎶

you know that song that goes di me cuando cuando cuando? you could sing that as Dio Brando Brando Brandooooo 🎶. Just if you wanted to!

I renounce my humanity is a good TL but I’ve always enjoyed that the “yameru” is (I think? I haven’t looked it up) the same as the one for resigning from a job. Jojo, consider this my notice that I’m becoming a vampire

(pouring yet another coffee because I slept really badly) NINGEN YAMERU ZO, JOJOOOOOOO

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!! 👏👏👏

I get a lot of reels from that, feel like I need to give it a listen

struggler…

yeah no style, no grace, he can’t hear us right?

Szeth son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, lost five big ones on the 3.30 at Campbelltown