jess

capitalism doesn’t want you to be grateful for your insomnia btw!!!!!

post beach train cake eating with my hands

sure I’ll incorporate that into my belief system

Sauronhenge is calling. Are you ready? What if Brooklyn had its own uniquely evil solar phenomenon? Well good news, now we do!

Have you all ever wondered if the sun ever passes the top of The Brooklyn Tower (aka the Sauron Building) so that it looks like the Eye of Sauron up there? Well guess what, someone did the math for @nygroove.nyc and it's happening NEXT WEEK nygroove.nyc/eye-of-sauro...

8 of the coldest, darkest places in New York City Escape the August humidity with our members-only guide to dark, cold hideouts

even the biggest summer sickos need a break from August heat sometimes. @jessjoseph.bsky.social is here to help you find the cool, dark room your heart desires: nygroove.nyc/dark-cold-pl...

please doctor I need my medicine (central park bird room)

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO AND NANCY ARE TALKING SLUGGO: LET'S START A SECRET CLUB NANCY: GOOD IDEA- LET'S MAKE UP SECRET NAMES P2- NANCY: WE CAN WRITE OUR NAMES BACKWARDS- - NOBODY WILL GET WISE OGGULS YCNAN P3- SLUGGO: WE'LL CALL OURSELVES THE SECRET TWO NANCY AND SLUGGO AGREE AND SHAKE HANDS P4- SUDDENLY NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE LOOKING OUTWARDS ( BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL) SLUGGO: HEY- - -WHO INVITED YOU IN? RELLIMHSUB EINRE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 4,1951

free tramp stamp idea: vim & vigor

gonna get cancelled for loving the bezos “alive girl” text so so much

brought a custard apple to the function

I’m so sorry but my morality clause won’t allow for that

tall is a mindset

being five ten is great for the brand and dangerous to the ego

once again i find myself in an episode of inter-dimensional cable

the mesothelioma per cubic square foot of nyc subtropical floor water

in fact you don’t gotta hand it to anyone

nice to get a shot for the bright patterned bandaid

my doctor said I grew two inches in 12 months

i should be counting trees

since the death of god there’s been a vacancy in the role

tea stone

“i say it misogynistically but I also say it misandrically” - juan

grahh

Issue No. 105: Miss Subways returns🗽+ A memorial for missing immigrants 🥀 Welcome to another beautiful summer Thursday gang, we're relishing being able to say that before the violent heat and humidity come back to wallop us tomorrow. It's a packed week here at The Groove, w...

This week's issue of @nygroove.nyc is OUT: @davecolon.bsky.social writes about an ad-hoc memorial outside a Manhattan ICE facility; @jessjoseph.bsky.social goes backstage at Miss Subways; FOMO Calendar picks, Italians v. Italians and more! nygroove.nyc/email/1c9265...

one of the funniest parts of catholicism is when a sweet and serious clergyperson is like "and here is the saint's body part, perfectly preserved by their sanctity" and draws a curtain or opens a gold box to show u the most rotten-ass zombie arm you've ever seen and u have to be like "ah yes i see"

the way spice world isn’t in the criterion collection

happy new year (sun enters leo)

no one’s stopping you (me) from imagining it as office hours instead of insomnia

half & half is so potent imagine full full

tropical mental attitude