@jessjoseph.bsky.social
very shy
third time in two weeks arguing w the bouncer at elsewhere bc he’ll let my molly slide but not my mf bike helmet
23.11.2025 08:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the pigeon colors in my hair don’t pick up on camera and yet i persist
23.11.2025 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me and every other alt indian person in nyc at elsewhere tonight see y’all there 😘
23.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New York Groove subscriber Zohran Mamdani has converted the president to socialism
21.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 538 🔁 85 💬 14 📌 10my life operates on sitcom logic no complaints
19.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0experiencing unconditional love on my state mandated lunch break
19.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0experiencing ego death on my state mandated lunch break
19.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not my only but the favorite
19.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mercury back in scorpio just for meeeeeeeee?
18.11.2025 10:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tiger balm
18.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey so is this a private fight or can anyone join in?
17.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eternity is the here and now that which thinking about it in terms of time erases
17.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0our band is made up of primarily woodwinds, we’ve made coffee and bought heavy whipping cream for everyone
16.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you like my voice?
15.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no one ever talks about how hardy the rose is
15.11.2025 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everywhere i go there i am :)
15.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0njanum varrammm
14.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fun brain day :) I did faint on the train a lil but besides that :) fun brain day
13.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is exactly one word in the english language that betrays it not being my first language and that word is FEBRUARY
12.11.2025 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one time and only one time i put goggles on in the ocean - immediately obviously it was screaming get ouuuuut
12.11.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me and my secret autoimmune disease forver
10.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
10.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 17985 🔁 7015 💬 123 📌 208after hours at the russian club explaining the great lakes to the piano man don’t text
09.11.2025 07:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 034 is the smallest number to be surrounded by numbers with the same number of divisors it has
03.11.2025 06:57 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 034 is the only number that’s the magic sum for two different magic shapes: the 4×4 magic square and the magic octagram (8-pointed star). this can suggest inner and outer alignment
08.11.2025 09:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you gotta stop using the word transcendental this much
08.11.2025 09:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every time i go to the brooklyn conservatory of music something incredibly strange happens to me
07.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mayor is not a strong enough word for how i feel
05.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 034 is the smallest number to be surrounded by numbers with the same number of divisors it has
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