Karen Jones

a meme posing the question: “What if this is what happens when AI takes over?” and it’s the metal endoskeleton of a Cyberdyne Systems T-101 terminator with glowing red eyes, wearing a black fedora with a grey band, and playing a trumpet, in front of the red triangular logo of Skanet.

Never mind John Connor. Only @burritomouth.bsky.social will be able to save us

Going through my T-shirt collection and found one with #GotM on it. Anybody know what it means? It’s most likely either related to something I saw on the PWoT forums or sold by an artist who used to post there.

Good luck, Fergus!

I’d get both front and back. You might consider offering an option with just the front, though.

Neat-o, thanks!

Please please please If you make this into a 100% cotton T-shirt I WILL buy it.

Whenever the odd urge comes over me to buy a Lotto ticket, my numbers are 6, 13, 15, 17, and 42.

Thank you for teaching me a new word today

A screenshot of Ken Klippenstein reporting that the so-called “Leader of Antifa” has been identified, retweeted by MNateShyamalan with the comment, “oh shit oh fuck they got him” https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa

Genuinely surprised not to see a pic of @iwriteok.bsky.social here.
Keep fighting the good fight, lads.

“Pollution” WTF autocorrect. Pollux!

Also, I had a feeling I should make a hat yesterday, so I did

Snow moon, with bonus Jupiter, Castor, Pollution, and Procyon (my weather app said it's 34°F this morning but "feels like 12°")🥶

The Trolley Problem: Top: A trolley sits at a junction; if the trolley goes straight it will have a clear path, but if the Coyote diverts it onto a second track it will hit the Roadrunner. Bottom: The trolley has jumped the tracks and hit the Coyote.

A Peanuts comic by Charles Schulz (February 27, 1953): Patty looks at Charlie Brown with her hands on her hips. Waving his left fist in the air, he exclaims, “Men are infinitely superior to women!” Gesturing with both hands, he continues, “Sixty-eight percent of all the men in this country are college graduates! Ninety-three percent are over six feet tall!” Patty is clearly unimpressed by these figures and turns away, but Charlie Brown is relentless. He points for emphasis, saying, “Seventy-four percent of all the men in the world are of an even temperament!” At this, Patty turns back to him and asks, “Where did you get those figures?” With a smile, Charlie Brown answers, “I just now made them up!”

Piling on the bullshit in hopes that the opposition will just take your word for it has been a tried-and-true strategy for a long time.
#QuestionAuthority

I work in a lot of movies and tv shows.
My job is to keep a parking space free in front of whichever shop the hero needs to visit.
I’ve been in three fights so far this year.

The planet Jupiter shining defiantly, being the only celestial body visible in a cloudy sky

“Your puny Terran clouds are no match for my mighty Jovian clouds!”

Picked these up from the street outside the library by my house. Guess it wasn't fireworks the other day after all...

"IDIC" Oversized T-Shirt for Sale by manx Buy "IDIC" by manx as a Oversized T-Shirt.

Shameless plug for this tee made by my buddy @arussell.bsky.social
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/ID...

I've been thinking about this passage from The Three Musketeers a lot, lately

That's a lot of work, dude. I'm lazy, so I keep the Character Map on my task bar for looking up special characters. But I use em-dashes so much that making them with ALT+ is second nature now. The same with curly quotation marks (but my phone doesn't make them 😕)

Full Wolf moon, with bonus Jupiter (and Castor and Pollux if you squint)

If you start 2 Minutes To Midnight at 11:58 PM on NYE, you'll start the new year listening to Iron Maiden and that is always good

No one got mad at me. I’m too inconsequential.

)-:

Post a perfect album from the ’90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.

A hedge with a different plant growing in the middle of it, sticking up taller than the rest of the hedge

A different part of the hedge with yet another, different, plant growing in the middle of it, poking up through the top of the hedge

A third section of the hedge with another couple of oddball plants growing in the middle of it, sticking up taller than the rest of the hedge

And a fourth section of the hedge with a pair of interlopers sticking out like a sore thumb up as they grow through the middle of the hedge

I noticed these “volunteers” playing Peek-a-Boo in the hedge at my library and it made me smile.

Yes, I am easily amused.

A four-panel comic by MrLovenstein.com: 1. A guy holds a burrito, saying, “Oh boy a burrito!” 2. Someone says to him, “You know, a burrito is just a fleshlight you can eat!” 3. The first guy stares in consternation at his burrito, sweat rolling down his face. 4. The burrito sits, untouched, on a table in a darkened room, as the guy contemplates it from a distance with trepidation.

Saw this comic and thought of you, @ianfortey.bsky.social; that is your legacy.