Boo, bad Matty's brain. Should be having fun and exciting dreams instead!

I promise you aren't 💖

Still being ID'd at 34yrs old 😘

*high fives self*

Let the thrifting and pirating begin 😎

Oh good, just what we need, more ads... Because we don't have ads in every corner of our lives already 🙄

When your food choices are swayed heavily by how silly the name is..
Heavenly Wang:

Well now butterflies are ruined for me 🫠

Sorry, what?

I tell myself I'm happy to live in NZ, and I believe it.
But then I come back to Europe and I miss everything that's here, even if I'm currently on a train that's over 2hrs delayed.. because at least they have trains!

I bet you and Joel did an amazing job 🥰

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

When you want to hold the kitty but the kitty does not want to be held

And in lieu of a bizarre lion, you can always rely on there being an unnecessary nip slip

When faced with too much art (esp religious), I like to play "which artist has *actually* seen that exotic animal they have attempted to paint" because there are some darn funny looking lions out there 😂

So proud and excited for you! ❤️

Total mass shootings from 1946-present:

Canada: 98
Germany: 112
France: 125
UK: 127
Italy: 147

Total mass shootings in 2025 so far:

US: 293

Total mass shootings perpetrated by known transgender people since the invention of the first firearm around 950 AD:

Outside the US: 0
US: 4

New Zealand income growth one of the worst in the world The post-Covid recession has pushed our wage growth to near the bottom of global rankings.

The last 2 years wage growth in NZ has been the 5th lowest out of comparable countries in the world.

Hmmm I wonder what's different in NZ in the last 2 years?

#GeneralStrike

www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

Morning cuddles :3

Big day for pup 😅

Oops I got a puppy

Wishing you all the best for the assessment 🤞🏼

I thought I'd kicked all the mud off my boots 😬

So funky to gauge a river in town instead of the middle of nowhere 🙈

94% of teachers have had to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies. An estimated 1 in 6 have second jobs during the school year to make ends meet.

The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year.

Something has gone terribly wrong.

Tons of people have "PhD-level" intelligence. The fun secret is that you don't have to be all that smart to earn a PhD. You just have to be willing to work yourself into the ground for years on end.

Also...PhD's often seem extra smart 'cause you generally encounter them on their chosen terrain.

Nothing like an emergency alert to get your arse out of bed 💀

I had just hit snooze 😭

Continuous refilling of the Tūī feeder required on this very wet day. Every time I go into the kitchen I am faced with trees filled with Tūī staring at me