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director/producer/cohost of Money Honeys - formerly @BuzzFeed Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne. 🥂
God bless our firefighters. ❤️🙏🏻
09.01.2025 05:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
08.01.2025 15:23 — 👍 47529 🔁 7319 💬 474 📌 276Anyone have news about the state of the Getty? Is she still standing?
08.01.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Free Big Blue Bus transporting people from Palisades and Santa Monica to the Westwood Rec Center! www.santamonica.gov/blog/palisad...
Pick-up locations:
- Ocean Ave + San Vicente Blvd
- 7th St + San Vicente Blvd
#PalisadesFire #LosAngeles #CAwx
ok but your honor, you gotta overrule that.
08.01.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nature is big time farting in LA rn. 💨
08.01.2025 04:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me as an attorney: your honor, literally!!!
07.01.2025 23:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I once met a guy who told me that he asked his then girlfriend’s father for her hand in marriage while they got drunk watching idiots storm the capital on Jan 6, 2021. Dad said yes and now they’re married, so happy anniversary of that day, I guess.
07.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one time I swallowed a tablespoon of dry chia seeds because I’d heard that it could prevent a hangover after a night of drinking.
woke up the next AM with a wicked headache and a jar of quinoa next to my bed.
boooo 👎🏻
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I’ve really enjoyed not using my brain for the past two weeks, and I’m honestly so devastated that I have to reboot the silly thought machine tomorrow in order to eat and participate in society and stuff.
06.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! 🎅🏻
25.12.2024 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(pls don’t spit in my drinks)
21.12.2024 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you must know, I have an irrational fear of people spitting into my drinks w/o me knowing and THAT is why I am so nice to everyone. 🙏🏻
21.12.2024 20:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On the phone w my bestie for 2 hours and in that time I worked out, watered the garden, signed up for health insurance, and sang the entire Wicked soundtrack for her to enjoy. 💅🏻
15.12.2024 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone at the TGA hyped this game up so much! Glad it rocks!
15.12.2024 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Relatable.
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My quarterly reminder that the song I2I from Disney’s Goofy Movie can cure your depression.
13.12.2024 23:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ew.
13.12.2024 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is Tr*mp being named Time’s Person of the Year again? Did they not hear “Femininomenon” by Chappell Roan?
12.12.2024 01:45 — 👍 2463 🔁 205 💬 173 📌 18GIRRRL TRUST. Villains and Virtues.
12.12.2024 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love being where Elon isn't. ❤️🔥
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